Hello. My name's Forrest-Forrest Gump...or Bond-James Bond (if you prefer)

So, the other day I was watching the Sci-Fi channel for some reason or another. I was also listening to music and eating at the same time. (See, a genuine multi-tasker) Then there was a commercial for Star Trek (yeah, do all of your gasping, hyperventalating, and all that other crap). You know, now that I think about it, it probably wasn't the Sci-Fi channel...well, that's besides the point. My point (if I had one) is that on my wonderful stereo was playing "I'm a Loser" by no one other than the BEATLES. (Please excuse the video...those French don't know when to shut up) Anyway, it just kinda hit me..."I'm a Trekkie". I do not watch Star Trek, so in no way does this apply to me, but it's here. So, here you go, "I'm a Trekkie"...

I'm a trekkie
I'm a trekkie
If you just ask me you'll find I'm Spock

Of all the shows that have come and gone
There is a show from which my hobbies spawn
Seconds won't suffice I need longer looks
Although at first I said I won't get hooked

I'm a trekkie
And you'll not find me under a rock
I'm a trekkie
If you just ask me you'll find I'm Spock

You may think what you want beneath that smirk
Just answer me-do you know Captain Kirk
Of all my items, my car is the prize
It is the one and only Enterprise

I'm a trekkie
And you'll not find me under a rock
I'm a trekkie
If you just ask me you'll find I'm Spock

It is wrong if you think it has a price
I have declared bankruptcy only twice
I have gone to all of the conventions
But there are too many Spocks to mention

I'm a trekkie
And you'll not find me under a rock
I'm a trekkie
If you just ask me you'll find I'm Spock


There you have it folks. Freshly copied out of Microsoft Word and pasted onto the blog entry. So with that, I say adios and leave you to comment. (Yes, I'll actually comment back) (The Star Wars folk are attempting the Star Trek peace greeting thing in the picture)

Beam me up, Scotty...or Yoda.