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Captain Wankle, as featured in the B U N G O and R U S T I fan-comic!

From this day forth I declare that the terms "Fanon" and "Captain Wankle" may be used synonymously.

EDIT:
Hmm, looks like I need to point out that the word wank is offensive Commonwealth slang for masterbate, and the term wanker describes a person who practices afore-mentioned behaviour regularly, or a person who is "full of themselves". Thus "Captain Wankle" might sound highly amusing to other Brits or Australians like myself.

EDIT 2:
Someone on Wookieepedia has kindly pointed out to me that Captain Wankle is actually canon, appearing in Star Wars Adventure Journal 11! Ha!