For awhile now, I've kinda been thinking and doing all this wierd stuff at school with my friends. Don't take me wrong there, I'm not screwing around any of the time. However, I do have some free time on my hands so I came up with some funny scenes. I took the best of them and wrote them one here.

Admiral Ozzels First Strike
Admiral Ozzel enters Vaders Meditation Chamber. To his amazement, Vader is playing the plug and play lightsaber battle, and losing, on the first level against Maul.
Vader Stops playing, and turns to Ozzel.

"I did not lose that game, Admiral."

"No sir." Ozzel Stammers, then walks out.

Yoda's Embarrassing Moment
Yoda is intructing younglings in the temple. Yoda turns purple and a boy looks up and says, "master Yoda, what's wrong."
Yoda looks at him and says, "Jedi business it is, back to your drinks you must go."
The boy says, "But we are Jedi."
Yoda replies, "Constipated I feel."

Thats why he's always hunched over and sighing so hard.

More Training You Require
A jedi is battling a sith when he accidentally hits the on/off button. You know what happens next.

Those were my best. I personally don't think they were all that good but I would like you guys to take a look at em' and maybe fix them a bit and perhaps create some of your own.

Feel Free to comment. (Sorry about the grammar)

Kaboom Out.