Darth Tater and SpudTrooper have taken over my office!!

Well, I don't really have an office. But you get the idea.

One of my co-workers brought in a Darth Tater and a SpudTrooper to add to our collection of toys. He joked that we should put a speaker inside the Darth Tater with some custom recordings. Of course, this released a flood of goofy creativity within me, and I got to thinking: what if Darth Vader wrote Operating Systems? (Windows DV, anybody?)

Having trouble logging in?

I find your lack of password disturbing.

Bad blocks on your hard drive?

Send a ScanDisk crew aboard, I want every part of this hard drive checked.

Plug 'n' Play, Sith Style:

I sense something....hardware I've not felt since....

How about some Sithly Unix? Vadix, perhaps.

There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millenium Bug. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No kill -9s.

The Fork is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a process yet.

Well, that's all I can think of for now. I'll update with more as I think of them. I welcome any suggestions, of course.