Funny things I've found while searching for 'Sebulba' on the interenet:

Baby by any other name is still 'Jim' ...I send this link to all my SW friends who are having kids. (The urban legend of procreating fans could be discussed later I suppose)

Danny's Dad, Sebulba Fan! ...Danny needs to listen to his father more.

Sebulba's Podracer ASCII art

Scroll to the bottom of this page and read up on the Balcony of Sin....and it's a fact, "...the evil Sebulba visits you in your dreams"

And the best 'Ask the Jedi Council Question' Ever appears to be missing from StarWars.com...if someone knows where it is now, if it's around at all, please let me know....here's the old address: http://www.starwars.com/community/askjc/doug/askjc20000731.html

Now, more movie parodies, just because....

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Darth Vader: Nice suit. Ralph McQuarrie...Malastare?

(Commander Antilles stares at him, speechless)

Darth Vader: (smiles) I have two myself. I'm told Tarkin shops there too...

(they enter the Blockade runner's conference room)

Darth Vader: "And when Palpatine saw the breadth of his domain, he wept. For there were no more worlds to conquer." The benefits of a classical education.

(Vader admires a scale model of a temple)

Darth Vader: It's beautiful. I always enjoyed models as a boy. The exactness, the attention to every foreseeable detail...perfection.

Commander Antilles: This is what this is about? Our building project on Yavin 4? Contrary to what the Empire thinks, we're going to develop that region...not 'exploit' it.

Darth Vader: I believe you. I read the article in Holonet News.

(Antilles looks confused. Vader puts a friendly arm around Antilles's shoulders and guides him into the adjacent board room where a stormtrooper types in commands onto a built-in computer console)

Darth Vader: Commander Antilles, we could discuss industrialization of men's fashions all day, but I'm afraid my associate, TK-2769, has some questions for you. Sort of fill-in-the blanks questions actually...

(Computer screen: ALDERAAN CENTRAL WORKSTATION. ENTER CENTRAL COMPUTER CODE KEY _ _ _ _.)

Commander Antilles: I don't have that code...! You captured our ship to access our computer?!? Any information you could get - the Senators will wake up on Alderaan in a few hours, they'll change it! You won't be able to blackmail our Ambassador or threaten --

Darth Vader: SIT DOWN!

(Antilles complies. Vader is abruptly compassionate and quiet)

Darth Vader: Commander Antilles...I'm not interested in blackmail. I'm interested in the battle station plans that your ship intercepted and you now have in stored on your main computer...Yes...I know about them. The code key is a necessary step in accessing that hard drive.

Commander Antilles: You want...battle station plans? We intercepted no transmissions....This is a consular ship. Were on a diplomatic mission....What kind of terrorists are you?

Darth Vader: Who said we were terrorists?

(Vader slowly takes his lightsaber off his hilt)

Darth Vader: The code key, please...?

Commander Antilles: It's useless to you! There's seven safeguards on our main computer, and the code key is only one of them! You'll never be able to access it!

(Vader ignites his saber)

Darth Vader: This is too nice a suit to ruin, Commander Antilles. I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four. Give me the code.

Commander Antilles: I don't know it! Get on a ******* shuttle to Alderaan and ask the Viceroy! I'm telling you! You're just going to have to kill me --

Darth Vader: As you wish...

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Just after Episode 1, while Nute Gunray was still captive by the Republic...

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Viceroy Gunray... My name is Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight. May I talk with you?

NUTE GUNRAY: Good morning.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Viceroy, we have a hard problem in psychological profiling. I want to ask for your help with a questionnaire.

NUTE GUNRAY: "We" being tha Jedi Order, at Coruscant. You're one of Chancellor Palpatine's, I expect.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: I am, yes.

NUTE GUNRAY: Mah I see your credenshawls?...Closer, please... closer...That expi-ares in one week. You're not a real Jedi, are you?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: I'm - still in training at the Academy.

NUTE GUNRAY: Chancellor Palpatine sent a padawan to meh?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: We're talking about psychology, Viceroy, not the Order. Can you decide for yourself whether or not I'm qualified?

NUTE GUNRAY: Mmmmm... That'sah rather slippery uhv you, Padawan Skywalker. Sit. Please...Now thahn. What didah Rune say to you? That stunted slime, in the next cell. He hissed atah you. What did he say-ah?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: He said - "I can smell your feet."

NUTE GUNRAY: I see. I myself cannot. You use Corellian skin cream, and sometahmes you wear Drakkar Noir, but not today. You brought your best light saber, though, didn't you?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Yes.

NUTE GUNRAY: It's much bettah than your boots.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Maybe they'll catch up.

NUTE GUNRAY: I have no-ah doubt of it.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Did you do those drawings, Viceroy?

NUTE GUNRAY: Yes. That's the B'morr Monastery, seen from the Mos Eisley. Do you know Tatoonie?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: All that detail, just from memory...?

NUTE GUNRAY: Memorhai, Padawan Skywalker, is what I have instead of view.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Viceroy Gunray, if you'd please consider -

NUTE GUNRAY: No, no, no. You were doing fine, you'd been courteous and re-sahptive to courtesy, you'd established trohst with the embarrassing truth about Rune, and now-ah this ham-handed segue into your questionnairah. It won't do. It's not leeegul and boring.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: I'm only asking you to look at this, Viceroy. Either you will or you won't.

NUTE GUNRAY: Chancellor Palpatine must be veray busy indeed if he's recruiting help from Yoda's Bear Clan. Busy hunting that new one, Darth Sidious... Such a naughty boy! Did Palpatine send you to ask for my advice on heem?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: No, I came because we need -

NUTE GUNRAY: How many Jedi has he used, our Sith?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Five... so far.

NUTE GUNRAY: All flayed...?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Partially, yes. But Viceroy, that's an active case, I'm not involved. If you could -

NUTE GUNRAY: Do you know why he's called Darth Sidious? Tell me. The holonet news won't say.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: I'll tell you if you'll look at this form. It started as a bad joke in Jedi Council. They said... this one likes to be "insidious" and take their light sabers.

NUTE GUNRAY: Witless and misleading. Why do you tink he takes their sabers, Padawan Skywalker? Thrill me with your-ah wisdahm.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: It excites him. Most Sith Lords keep some sort of - trophies.

NUTE GUNRAY: I didn't.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: No. You weren't really a Sith Lord, just a throw away bad guy, but regardless, you ate yours.

NUTE GUNRAY: Send that through...Oh, Padawan Skywalker...do you think you can dissect meh with this blunt little tool?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: No. I only hoped that your knowledge -

NUTE GUNRAY: You're sooo ambishaws, aren't you...? You know what you look like to me, with your good saber and your cheap boots? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste... Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generashawn from poor slave trash, are you - Padawan Skywalker...? That accent you're trying so desperately to shed - pure Mos Espa. What was your father, boy? Was he ah moisture farmer? Did he stink of the sand...? And oh, how quickly the Jedi found you! All those tedious, sticky fumblings, in the back seats of pod racers, while you could only dream of getting out. Getting anywhere - yesah? Getting all the way - to the J...E...D...I Council.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: You see a lot, Nute Gunray. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? How about it...? Look at yourself and write down the truth. Or maybe you're afraid to.

NUTE GUNRAY: You're ah tough one, aren't you?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Reasonably so. Yes.

NUTE GUNRAY: And you'd hate tah think you were common. My, wouldn't that-ah sting! Well you're far from common, Padawan Skywalker. All you have is the fear of it...and we knowah where fear leads don't we? Now please excuse me. Good day.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: And the questionnaire...?

NUTE GUNRAY: A republic revenue collector once tried to tax my-ah trade routes. I ate his midichlorians with some fava beans and some blue milk... Fly back to the Academy, little Skywalker.

RUNE: I b-bit my wrist so I c-can diiiieeee! S-ee how it bleeeeeeeeds?

NUTE GUNRAY: Padawan Skywalker...Padawan Skywalker! I would not have had that happen to you. Discourtesy is - unspeakably ugly to meh.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: Then please - do this test for me.

NUTE GUNRAY: No. But I will makah you happy... I'll give you a chance for what you love most, Anakin Skywalker.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: What's that, Viceroy Gunray?

NUTE GUNRAY: Advancement, of course. Go to Tipoca City. See Taun We, an old patient of mine. T-A-U-N W-E...Now go. Go. I don't think Rune could manage again so soon, even if he is crazy - doah you?

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A couple of pictures too: Silence 1 >~*~< Silence 2