More things I've dusted off from ages past to share....first off, movie posters:

O Father, Where Art Thou?
Sithfellas
Not Another Clone Movie

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(What do you get when you take the best scene from Donnie Brasco and the most cringe worthy from Episode 1?)

Anakin: Master Qui-Gonn, sir...I've been wondering...What is "forget about it"?

Qui-Gon Jinn: "Forget about it" is like if you agree with someone, you know, like "Adi Galli is one great piece of *** forget about it". But then, if you disagree, like "A green saber is better than a blue one? Forget about it!", you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the galaxy, like Yoda's skillz, "forget about it". But it's also like saying "Go to hell!" too. Like, you know, like "Hey Darth Maul, you got a *** **** ******?" and Maul says "Forget about it!" ....Sometimes, my young padawan, it just means forget about it.

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(Someone at Rebelscum posted about opening all their figures after being a momc collector...I replied with the following which was completley ignored by the humorless heathens...)

Padme: Annie, what's wrong?

Anakin: I...I opened them. I opened them all. They're loose, every single one of them...Not just the saga figures...the POTF2 and the vintage too. They're like toys, and I ripped them open like toys... I love them! Why do I love them? I didn't... I couldn't... I couldn't control myself. I... I don't want to love them... but I just have to play with them.

Padme: To be play with them is to be human.

Anakin: To store them carded in protective cases in the dark is to be a collector.

Padme: Ssshhh... you're human.

Anakin: No, I'm a collector. I know I'm better than this. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!

Padme: You're like everyone else...

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(First of two Celebration 2 related bits, this one I was personally involved with.)

THREEPIO: Level one. Convention Center A A-twenty-three. I'm afraid they are scheduled to be recycled.

LUKE: Oh, no! We've got to do something.

HAN: What are you talking about?

LUKE: The books belong to LFL. They are the ones in the news update... We've got to help ourselves to them.

HAN: Now, look, don't get any funny ideas. The old man wants us to wait right here.

LUKE: But he didn't know the books would be for free. Look, will you just find a way back into the convention center?

HAN: I'm not going anywhere.

LUKE: They're going to trash them. Look, a few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be bored. Now all you want to do is stay.

HAN: Marching into the convention center is not what I had in mind.

LUKE: But they're going to recycle them!

HAN: Better them than me...

LUKE: The shopping bag's big.

*Chewbacca growls*

HAN: Big?

LUKE: Yes. Big, powerful! Listen, if you were to fill it with free Celebration books, the amount would be...

HAN: What?

LUKE: Well more books than you can imagine.

HAN: I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit!

LUKE: You'll get them!

HAN: I better!

LUKE: You will...

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(I think this is hilarious, so I don't really care if you do or not...let's just say volunteering for C2 was a bit more 'interesting' than C3. Apologies to Steve & Mary, but no apologies to either of the Jays )

C2 Red Shirt: Volunteers coming in.

Zuckuss-1138: Mr. Sansweet, we've come to wear yellow shirts and to work for ya.

Steve: Stand up, man. I'm not the pope.

Zuckuss-1138: My name is Jay, and my squad of IK padawans is yours. I brought you this.

C2 Red Shirt: We checked them for replica blasters.

Zuckuss-1138: I brought you this. My uh, girlfriend...from Canada...made it for ya.

Steve: Thank you.

Sebulba-X: (laughs) Him? That can't be Steve Sansweet. I'm prettier than this man. Alright Father, I'll ask him. If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to some Englishmen autographs?

Whojedi: Is your father a ghost or do you converse with the Almighty?

Sebulba-X: In order to find his equal, an Indy Knight is forced to talk to George Lucas. Yes, Father. The Almighty Flannel says don't change the subject; just answer the ******* question.

Whojedi: Mind your tongue.

Mary: Insane Hoosier.

Sebulba-X: *instantaneously holds a plastic lightsaber to Mary's neck, much to her annoyance* Smart enough to get this saber past your red shirts, lady.

Steve: That's my friend, Hoosier. And the answer to your question is yes; if you volunteer for me you get to get the English autographs.

Sebulba-X: Excellent. Sebulba-X is my name. I'm the most wanted man in my city, except I'm not in my city, of coarse. Mores the pity.

Whojedi: Your city? You mean Indianapolis.

Sebulba-X: Yeah. It's mine.

Whojedi: You're a madman.

Sebulba-X: I've come to the right place, then.

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That's pretty much it for the old stuff...anything new going forward will be...well...new. Enjoy.