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date posted: Jun 07, 2006 12:12 PM
The Bounty Hunter Directory: Part 2 The OT
Hi Guys!!!!!!!!

So here is the long awaited OT Bounty Hunter trilogy. So i'll keep you waiting now more. Here is:

The Bounty Hunter Directory: The OT


If you want a job Worth Doing you need the Ultimate Bounty Hunter, The ultimate Slayer, a persistant tracker, The one which strikes fear into everyones hearts.
Here are the Candidates for the Original trilogy


Name: IG-88
Homeworld: Scrap pile/Furnace
Weapons: Too many to list
Vehicle: IG 2000
Biograpy: Ig-88 started his life at the Holowan Labatorys where he was programmed for Assasinnataion. In a earlier life IG-88 parts may have been used to make skewers for Krayt Kebabs but IG-88 prefers to tell people that his parts were once used to make Mandalorian Armour. He's not fooling anyone. It really upset this sensitive droid when the galaxy began to befriend there protocol and utility druids. So IG-88 decided to become a bounty hunter. Although none of his IG friends took him seriously he proved them wrong. IG-88 is a great pilot, a fearsome Hunter and an extremely good can opener. IG-88's dream bounty would be to kill that puny little Rodian who once scammed him on a hotdog deal
Disadvantages: IG-88 needs to be plugged in before use or as an alternative can be loaded up with niro-batterys. IG-88 can't swim even in an oil bath.
Advantages: He has an extension lead for the plug! Plus IG-88 has a huge range of weaponry
Where can I find him: He enjoys hanging out somewhere near........... a socket. But when he's charged you will often find him scavenging in Junk Piles to find parts or sometimes if his battery runs out you will find him floating somewhere in Space.
Useful information: He's incredibly ticklish !!!!!!

So...theres our first contestant but there still more to go!!!!!

Name: Zuckuss
Home world: Gand
Weapons: Blaster Pistol, vibroblade, stun grenades, Merr-Sonn Munitions GRS-1 snare rifle
Vehicles: Mist Hunter
Biography: it's a bug eat bug world out there for Zuckuss, he is an insectoid bounty hunter of few words. When he's not tracking a Bounty he is advertising to stop the production of Fly Swats and Bug Repellent. He wears second hand Charity shop robes and wears a number of breather tanks on his head so the Bug spray doesn't get in his over-large bug eyes. Zuckuss has been teamed up with many bounty hunters including 4-Lom and Boba Fett. Unfortunately The atmosphere in Gand had high ammonia content and exposure to oxygen was poisonous to Zuckuss, so he was forced to wear a special mask and suit.
Advantages: He has great vision thanks to his all seeing eyes, he also quite a good guy as he helps stranded passengers on broken down Star freighters (apparently)
Disadvantages: He has a fear of sticky tape as it sticks and makes a mess to his Insect skin plus he's afraid of anything with 8 legs.
Where can I find him: The majority of the time you may acces Zuckuss from the Bounty Hunters guild. Although some of the time you may find him stuck on a spiders web.
Useful Information: Zuckuss regularly has cravings to chew on his self we can be a nuisance when in a combat situation.

Heres Contestant number 3

Name: 4-LOM
Home world: His masters Luxury Star Cruiser
Weapons: Concussion Rifle, Blaster pistol and stun gas blower
Vehicle: Mist Hunter
Biography: 4-LOM is the oddest bounty hunter ever seen. 4-LOM is in fact a protocol droid with some slight modifications . Not much is known about 4-LOM but we know he did save a rebel transport during the battle of Hoth with his buddy Zuckuss. 4-LOM's ambition is to re-start the Bounty Hunters guild for the republic aswell as learn how to run.
Advantages: 4-LOM knows over 3000 forms of communication excluding Basic
Disadvantages: He only knows 4 word from each language. Plus being a protocol call droid he is known to bore some one to death. Also his legs don't allow him much (any) movement.
Where can I find him: Waddling along somewhere. Or stuck at the bottom of some stairs (4-LOM can't climb stairs)
Useful Information: He looks familiar to Zuckuss so don't get them mixed up. Plus thanks to the *high* quality modifications he has enhanced aiming and sniper skills

Heres our 4th Contestant!!!!

Name: Boba Fett
Homeworld: He says Mandalore but he's really a stinkin clone from Kamino
Weapons: Mandalorian battle armor, EE-3 blaster rifle
Vehicle: Slave 1/2
Biography: Taking the Bounty Hunter name from his dad, Boba has grown up to be a fine bounty hunter, and quite the hit with the ladies. Boba developed a grudge for Han solo and chased him around the Galaxy. Boba is a chip of the old block and IS just like his father (a real Mandalorian) Boba hides the secret that he is a clone as this might give him a bad reputation. Boba was always an evil little tyke, he enjoys beating people up or fighting people in unfair odds in his favour. Like father like son, Boba wears traditional Mandalorian Armour and also wears a jetpack.
Advantages: He has a huge reputation, many people fear him, any who don't....DIE. He also has a jetpack and Mandalorian armour.
Disadvantages: he's a cocky little !*@#. His overconfidence makes him a bit reckless. Plus Child services trails him around to try and ask Boba how he feels and if he wants any councilling because of his *traumatic childhood* Clone Scum...whoops did I just say that out loud!
Where can I find him: he likes spending time at Jabbas Palace on tatooine but he also does many errands for Vader.
Useful information: He's incredibly selfish and stubborn but is especially a good warrior

So theres our first 4 lets move on to the last 3

Name: Dengar
Homeworld: Corellia
Weapons: Blaster rifle, concussion grenades, vibroblade, blaster carbine
Vehicle: Punishing One Corellian Jumpmaster 5000
Biography: Dengar holds a personal grudge with Han Solo as he was severly injured in a swoop bike acciedent and medics had to rebuild his body into half cyborg. When he was remade the Imperial Medics removed all traces of emotions like compassion, mercy and pity so Dengaar became the ultimate MINDLESS KILLER. Since then he has been considered more ruthless than thee Boba Fett who was rescued by Dengar from the Sarlacc. Eventually Dengar met a Female cyborg, but unfortunately killed her because of his mindless killer brain.
Advantages: HE'S A MINDLESS KILLER FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plus he's quite *fashionable* as he likes to say!
Disadvantages: Like I said..... HE'S A MINDLESS KILLER!!!! Oh yeah he walks a bit like a protocol droid because of his cyborg legs. He's a bit stiff at the old joints
Where can I find him: Anywhere where theres Pizza (or so I'm told)
Useful Information: I would just like to remind you that when imperial medics removed his Emotion he became a MINDLESS KILLER!!!!!

We're nearly there...heres Number 6

Name: Greedo
Homeworld: Rodia
Weapons: Blaster Pistol and the odd thermal detonator
Vehicles: His nimble Rodian Feet
Biography: Greedo does not deserve to be named a bounty hunter, he is merely a Rodian with a traumatic childhood who joined the hunters guild and was given a blaster pistol. Once again there is a lot of connections to Han Solo here. Greedo developed a grudge on the young smuggler as Han stole his dummy at a young age and then to make it even worst Han then a few years later stole his Rancor Skin jacket! Unfortunately Greedo isn't with us anymore a he was shot by his arch enemy Solo. However Greedo's friend pass's on this note 'Slimo'. The Good news is that when greedo's corpse was cleaned up the bartender of the cantina in which he was killed him found the final ingredient in Greedo's blood to make the perfect Drink!
Advantages: He goes well in a cocktail. Greedo is fairly good at stealth as he looks like the average Rodian scum.
Disadvantages: He's a rubbish Bounty hunter and automatically holds a grudge at little things. Also Greedo is blind in one eye so his shot and throw will be rubbish (I hope your not getting the impression im making bad press of him)
Where can I find him: In your Beverage
Useful Information: He's not useful

Heres our Final Contestant

Name: Bossk
Homeworld: Trandosha
Weapons: Blaster Rifle, grenade launcher, flamethrower and his butt ugly face
Vehicles: Hounds Tooth
Biography: Unfeeling cruelty and often-uncalculating rages have defined the bounty-hunting career of Bossk, Bossk started his career on Kashyyk hunting down Wookies however he later left and became a professional Tracker. Bossk is a fearful extraordinary Bounter Hunter, however he has the worst case of bad luck ever during his life he's been run over, crushed, he's run out of ammo at the worst possible moments aswell as having coughing fits now and again, he's pulled apart by Wookies, he trips over, he's been left stranded on planets, he has never won a Pazaak Game and has never won a bet. And is allergic to almost every food. But apart from that Bossk is the Luckiest Bounty Hunter in the World.
Advantages: His disformed Trandoshan appearance can intimidate enemys, he's heir to the Bounty Hunters guild and is a brilliant tracker
Disadvantages: Like I said he's unlucky, plus he's butt ugly.
Where can I find him: I don't know but if you look in telephone directory you might find his address...oh yeah try Trandosha or Kashyyk or a desolate Planet where he might be stranded.
Useful Information: Don't feed it!!!!! Don't look at it...and for gods-sake don't touch it!

Well for the FInal time theres our contestants from the Original Trilogy. Who will you pick is up to you. Remember whoever gets through this final round will go to the finals to face the Prequel trilogy winner. JANGO FETT!!!! And me TheBothanBoy will be live on the Death Star presenting the results. See you there

Make your vote now!!!!!!

Hope you enjoyed this

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