We're not conspiring against you, dude.

People make mistakes. Mods understand that, because we're human and we've made them too. (And no, that is NOT a comment on the recent behavior of any one mod. Don't go there, kids.)

The important thing is that you learn from the experience.

Look, we don't ban folks willy-nilly for doing stupid stuff every once in a while. The folks who get banned for good are the folks who do stupid stuff over and over and over again.

The folks who don't learn.

So, chill.

Don't panic.

Stop flailing around like extras in Airplane.

Sit down, discuss it rationally, and understand. Learn from your mistakes, and you'll be fine.

Get it? Good.