Pst...hey.

You look like you could use some fun. Wanna buy some Modsmacks?

Yeah baby - take some of these home and turn 'em loose on your favorite posters. Just don't do too many at once.

How much? Well for you, the first batch is free. But once you try some, you'll come back for more. Oh yes. And then, with each passing Modsmack, you will become more my servant.

So just remember...

If your havin' trouble with a mini-mod guy
He's givin' you the blues
Redirectin' you all the time..
Here's what you gotta do -
Pick up your FFphone
I'm here alone
Call me any time
D-A-R-K M-double-O-S-E (bovine)
I ban folks on a dime

Dirty Bans, Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty Bans, Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty Bans, Done Dirt Cheap!

Your havin' problems with a fanboy troll
You got a broken heart
Maybe they won't add you to their bloggin' roll
That's when the teardrops start -
Pick up the FFphone
I'm here alone
Or make a social thread
Come right in
Forget about him
We'll ban them instead

Dirty Bans, Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty Bans, Done Dirt Cheap!
Dirty Bans, Done Dirt Cheap!

Carbonite shoes, Thread-O-Cide, DM out
Done Dirt Cheap!
Tongue-tied, Modsmacks, No Postage!
Done Dirt Cheap!

So - Hey...wanna buy some Modsmacks?

Orrr..not?