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Droids Just Wanna Have Fun
date posted: Sep 01, 2006 11:42 AM  |  updated: Sep 01, 2006 11:58 AM
Sing Journey like a Wookiee!
When I first ran across the Wookiee Translator - brought to my attention by the lovely ladies at Club Jade - I couldn't help but use it. For everything. In fact, my grocery list currently looks like Chewie wrote it and I seriously doubt I'll ever remember what I was suppose to get. Was rrrcrawhooanra supposed to be granola or Cheerios?

Anyway, as I passed the translator around the office via email, I figured most people would get a chuckle then delete it. But some of my Lucas Online officemates went a step further and for that I salute them. The best example was from my pal Dennis VonGalle who mixed the two things I love the most -- Wookiee roars and Journey ballads!

Journey's "Don't Stop Believin" in Wookiee:

shhucao ra cscraanan aoooohwh rrahrcan, anahhoahwh ahwh ra anoowhwoanro ohoorcanwa
cacwo aoooooor aoacwo scahwawhahrracao aorcraahwh rrooahwh rawhroohacworcwo
shhucao ra oaahaoro rhooro, rhoorcwh rawhwa rcraahcwowa ahwh coohuaoac wawoaorcooahao
acwo aoooooor aoacwo scahwawhahrracao aorcraahwh rrooahwh rawhroohacworcwo

ra cahwhrrworc ahwh ra cscooorworo rcoooosc
ra cscwoanan ooww ohahwhwo rawhwa oaacworaak akworcwwhuscwo
wwoorc ra cscahanwo aoacworo oarawh cacrarcwo aoacwo whahrracao
ahao rroowoc oowh rawhwa oowh rawhwa oowh rawhwa oowh

caorcrawhrrworcc ohraahaoahwhrr, huak rawhwa waooohwh aoacwo rhoohuanwohorarcwa
aoacwoahrc cacrawaooohc cworarcoaacahwhrr ahwh aoacwo whahrracao
caorcwowoaoanahrracao akwoooakanwo, anahhoahwhrr shhucao aooo wwahwhwa woscooaoahoowh
acahwaahwhrr, cooscwoohacworcwo ahwh aoacwo whahrracao

ohoorcorahwhrr acrarcwa aooo rrwoao scro wwahanan,
wohoworcrorhoowaro ohrawhaoc ra aoacrcahanan
akraroahwh rawhroaoacahwhrr aooo rcooanan aoacwo waahoawo,
shhucao oowhwo scoorcwo aoahscwo
cooscwo ohahanan ohahwh, cooscwo ohahanan anoocwo
cooscwo ohworcwo rhoorcwh aooo cahwhrr aoacwo rhanhuwoc
ooac, aoacwo scoohoahwo whwohoworc wowhwac
ahao rroowoc oowh rawhwa oowh rawhwa oowh rawhwa oowh

waoowhao caoooak rhwoanahwohoahwh
acooanwa oowh aooo aoacwo wwwowoanahwh
caorcwowoaoanahrracao akwoooakanwo

  YoshiYoda
"No Slotting, No Disintegration, No Accidents." - "Not Even a Good Slap?"
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 12:16 PM
howorcro wwhuwhwhro, rhoowhwhahworrrcrcan! :^O
bonniegrrl
Droids Just Wanna Have Fun
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 12:36 PM
aoacrawhorc! ;)
Qui-Tom Servo loves Padme
You Must Unlearn What You Have Learned
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 1:16 PM
rowoc. aoacahc ahc raohwocwoooscwo. ahao rcwoscahwhwac scwo ooww ohacwowh scwo rawhwa ra rcooooscscraaowo hucwowa aooo oaooscschuwhahoaraaowo wowhaoahrcwoanro ahwh rrrchuwhaoc.

(It reminds me of when me and a roommate used to communicate entirely in grunts.)
jkthunder
Seven Pieces
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 1:24 PM
ooac scro rroowa! anrahurracahwhrr scro racc oowwww!! (OMG! LMAO!!)

:^O
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 2:00 PM
!eeikoow gnignis ta doog yllaer era syug uoy wow

(That's not Wookiee, I just typed backwards)

:0)

ytic eht no nwod og sthgil eht nehw
...yab eht no senihs nus eht dna

yenruoJ--
jedi_iain
From A Certain Point Of View
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 2:11 PM
aoacraao ahc rrrcworaao, ah anoohowo aoacraao coowhrr, rawhwa ohooooorahwoc shhucao scraorwo ahao wohowowh rhwoaoaoworc

:^O

scraro aoacwo wwoorcoawo rhwo ohahaoac huc raanan
  YoshiYoda
"No Slotting, No Disintegration, No Accidents." - "Not Even a Good Slap?"
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 2:18 PM
aoacrawhorc! ;)

Whoo, aoacrawhor rooohu! Ah'sc rroowhwhra hucwo aoacahc aoacahwhrr raanan aoacwo aoahscwo! :D
Dark Spork
Sporktastic Voyage
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 3:02 PM
That is so frigging brilliant I can't stand it.

We need a fanvid. Stat.
  Son of a Bith
The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 3:42 PM
Rooorwarkoooayoor!!!! Grrrook!!!
  confusedone
I have the fear of being afraid and I'm on strike against strikes
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 4:13 PM
Do you guys need morphine? You sound like your in pain. Oh my God, should I call 911?!
  AniPadmeLurker
The Force According to APL
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 5:55 PM
Wow, thanks for that info. Now I can look like an even bigger nerd to my friends when i talk to them in Wookie. Huttese wasn't enough.
bobaandy4
Credits!
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 7:59 PM
I went to that club jade website and was surprized to find the lone gunmen on the banner.

So THATS what happened to them when they died.

I still have no clue what club jade even is, the banner is just cool.
JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Sep 01, 2006 9:13 PM
aoacahc ahc aoooaoraananro raohwocooscwo!

MTFBWY :)
  Clone Commander Cody Unit 2224
I wasn't a hero. I worked for a company of hereos.
date Posted: Sep 02, 2006 6:09 AM
whahoawo
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Sep 02, 2006 8:16 AM
coo oaooooan! aoacrawhorc wwoorc akooahwhaoahwhrr aoacahc ohworh-cahaowo oohuao. raanan scro woscraahanc aooowararo ohahanan rhwo aorcrawhcanraaowowa ahwhaooo ohooooorahwowo.
  JarenValnor
Jaren Valnor's Thirsty Renegade Cantina
date Posted: Sep 02, 2006 12:27 PM
You call it Wookiee, I call it typing with my fist.

,mzcv,mcv,mfg,lfklnklklpekpeq[;elkpdfskjnfnjk gvkjnljlakl.
  macewindu882
Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: Sep 02, 2006 12:44 PM
waoowh'ao rroo raanan oaacwoohahwo oowh scwo!;)
  confusedone
I have the fear of being afraid and I'm on strike against strikes
date Posted: Sep 02, 2006 1:50 PM
I've received that morphine. Who needs it most?
Dark Spork
Sporktastic Voyage
date Posted: Sep 02, 2006 7:24 PM
I still have no clue what club jade even is, the banner is just cool.

Clubjade.net is a blog, about SW and whatever else strikes our fancy. (It's a group blog, but I do most of the posting.) The Lone Gunmen are there because we have many, many interests other than SW, and for a long time The X-Files was a strong #2 in our collective focus (foci?)

Anyway...
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Sep 02, 2006 8:46 PM
I will have to try that site
  TheBothanBoy
The Curious Bothan's Life Size Blog Archive
date Posted: Sep 03, 2006 12:43 PM
rrrcworaao rhanoorr rhoowhwhahwo rrahrcan ah anoohowo aoacwo ohooooorahwoc coo schuoaac. ahwh scro rcoooosc ah acrahowo ra scraccahhowo akraahwhaoahwhrr ooww orraoaacahrcahoo.


I dont know what came over me????:|
  independentjac
"How long can any man fight the darkness, before he finds it in himselft?"
date Posted: Sep 03, 2006 2:06 PM
so it is tru.......it is un-pronounceable with a human tounge.....:p
  mandomadman
Journal of a Mandalorian Madman
date Posted: Sep 03, 2006 9:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *tear* that is so awesome!!!!!
Jedimca0
Master Yoda's Visions(by a "Dutch Yoda")
date Posted: Sep 04, 2006 11:13 AM
aoacahc ahc howorcro wwhuwhwhro, ah anahorwo cakworaorahwhrr ooaoacworc anrawhrrhurarrwoc.
aoacrawhor rooohu wwoorc cacrarcahwhrr aoacahc rhoowhwhahworrrcrcan

scraro aoacwo wwoorcoawo rhwo ohahaoac rooohu B-)
  Jay-Dub Jinn 748
There's always a bigger blog...
date Posted: Sep 04, 2006 5:20 PM
oaooooan! :D
  Master Nephilin
Contemplations of a Jedi
date Posted: Sep 05, 2006 1:39 PM
Ok, maybe I should have my dog "read" this and then point him to the moon. That should really cause a rucus in the neighborhood and get on my Mom's nerves. Good one bonniegirl.:_|
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Sep 06, 2006 3:00 PM
ra cahwhrrworc ahwh ra cscooorworo rcoooosc

I just had to sing along with some of the chorus! :D
DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Sep 06, 2006 3:40 PM
way too funny.
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