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Droids Just Wanna Have Fun
date posted: May 20, 2005 5:03 PM  |  updated: May 20, 2005 5:04 PM
Lessons Learned from Revenge of the Sith
(originally found on boingboing.net from Xeni Jardin)

Excerpt:
1. When the leader says "Everything's fine, go wait on the LAVA PLANET", be suspicious.
2. Coruscant OB/GYN technology leaves something to be desired.
3. Don't forget what happened to your mother in the last movie, or there will be extra exposition.

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