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Droids Just Wanna Have Fun
date posted: Aug 16, 2005 4:19 PM  |  updated: Aug 16, 2005 4:30 PM
Ani's Nothing But a Freeloading Drama Queen
This is bugging me for awhile. Perhaps it's my extensive history dating musicians who take up residence in my apartment, eat all my food, hog the remote, and remain brooding in my living room when they don't end up on MTV just for playing in a crappy indie band 5 people like.

So what's up with Ani living off of Padme?

Think about it. The Jedi don't get a weekly stipend, at least not one worthy paying rent on a sweet crib like Padme's place. And who pays for all that food Ani has to eat to keep in prime Jedi shape? Not to mention the fact that he's probably the type to eat a lot when he's depressed.

He's always at her place, when he should be bunking at the Jedi Temple with Obi and the others. He's always zipping back and forth in that Starfighter that you just know is a gas guzzler. He's got all those robes to dry clean. Not to mention the mechanical hand and R2 to maintain, which can't be cheap.

If I was Padme, I'd be annoyed. He broods around the house. He sleeps over all the time but never sleeps through the night without freaking out over some nightmare he's having. So she can never get a full night's rest.

I imagine Padme's Senate paycheck picks up most of the tab, but what does Ani do in return? He lurks in the shadows whining about visions. Runs off to secret meetings and then doesn't talk about his day. And the one time Padme gets involved in his work life, he shuts her up. He even complains about who's visiting her at her own place. Real smooth, Mr. Paranoia.

He goes to the opera to meet Palpy, but doesn't treat her to a night out. The only piece of jewelry he ever gave her was some crude charm made out of bone... Japoor Snippet but no diamonds. Not exactly bling. And then he decides to go off to Mustafar so they can "rule the galaxy together" -- yeah how many times have us girls heard THAT one?

Basically his ego's writing checks his body can't cash. And I for one think Padme could have done better. Sheesh, he can't even play guitar.



  sowrdweilder
date Posted: Aug 16, 2005 5:06 PM
it seems that you need to find a real man. maybe like me but i am takine. any who, who cares if he is perenoid he is forseeing her death and is trying to find a way to keep her alive by any means nececery and i think padme would have told him something by know. but you forget that ani is a teck expert and doesnt need any money to fix artoo and that starfighter is property of the jedi acadime. they are compincated by the rebublic fuel lines but this is a very irelevent sitiation and you shouldnt worry about it
The Dark Moose
Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Aug 16, 2005 5:15 PM
Well, obviously, Anakin makes less than Padme - she's a senator and he's just a keeper of the peace. And good luck asking Yoda for a raise. Seryusly.
  General Grievous' Bodyguard
date Posted: Aug 16, 2005 5:33 PM
I doubt Jedi even get paid.
bonniegrrl
Droids Just Wanna Have Fun
date Posted: Aug 16, 2005 6:34 PM
real men use spellcheck.
just a thought.
Sunnyskywalker
Sunnyskywalker's Star Wars Stuff
date Posted: Aug 16, 2005 10:48 PM
And just think of all the times she probably had to cover for him. (Obiwan: Padme, have you seen Anakin? He hasn't been to the Temple in three days and I'm getting worried... Padme: Umm...nope, haven't seen him. Maybe he took his ship on a joyflight?) I bet that got old really quickly.
Rainbow Droideka
Aren't you a little short for an egg?
date Posted: Aug 17, 2005 4:20 AM
real men use spellcheck.
just a thought.


Ouch!

:)
Bekkara
The Wroshyr Tree
date Posted: Aug 17, 2005 6:08 AM
real men use spellcheck.
just a thought.


Nice to know I'm not the only one that irritates. :)

Great post, BTW, Bonnie. :)
  mscarlato
date Posted: Aug 17, 2005 3:26 PM
Anakin forgot the universal rule:

Bros before hos!

  DarthPadameJedi
The Jedi Library
date Posted: Aug 17, 2005 5:06 PM
Hayden= Cute and Ani= Well.......what you just said. So the he is cute thing onlly goes for hayden not ani (or both? ?:| )
RojoTrooper
Star Wars Recycled Art Project
date Posted: Aug 17, 2005 10:11 PM
Ani was smart enough to secretly marry a rich "Sugar Momma"...Senator..
To take care of him..
Padme suffers from the loving the bad boy syndrome.. and wanting to fix him..

Jedis you can't live with 'em.... well u know the rest..
Once u had the Dark Side.. u never come back..
Sith Happens to good women..
:)

CE
  princessbluelightsaber
If Luke knew the truth from the beginning?
date Posted: Aug 18, 2005 3:14 PM
That was a funny blog...

You know, girls do like the bad boy, the popular guy and the guy who will protect her at all cost. Of course, being so cute and having muscles to die for doesn't hurt. Keeping Anakin fed and happy hasn't cut into her own budget. Look at all of her fancy clothes and jewelry and all those fancy hairstyles. As for Anakin wondering who has been visiting....how many men who appreciate another man visiting his wife when he isn't home, even if it is his best friend. Haven't you seen Springer? Yes he has emotional issues, but he does try to talk to her about them...something most women would love.

Hey, he is the Chosen One...give him a guitar, he could probaby learn to play it like Kravitz.
salaciouslq
Jedi Counsel Help 5¢
date Posted: Aug 18, 2005 10:41 PM
Hmm princessbluelightsaber gave me an idea. Wouldn't it be funny to do a fan film with a Cheaters spoof where Anakin hires them to spy on Padme. You could have scenes where the annoying host who got stabbed gets to show Anakin the video of Obi-Wan leaving Padme's penthouse apartment, etc.

You're right Bonnie, real men do use spell check. It was painful to read the first comment.
bonniegrrl
Droids Just Wanna Have Fun
date Posted: Aug 19, 2005 11:10 AM
wow... that "Cheaters" idea is awesome!
  lia_nailo
Random Ruminations of a SW Fangirl
date Posted: Aug 20, 2005 4:51 PM
*snicker* ... I am so entertained by this post. :^O

But I have to agree with princessbluelightsaber - Padme didn't really look like she was hurting for credits. :)
RojoTrooper
Star Wars Recycled Art Project
date Posted: Aug 23, 2005 8:19 AM
******Anakin was the Chosen One*******

I hate to say it.. Was Anakin a Padawan or Master Jedi in the bedroom? Did he display Master "lightsaber" skills in the sack?
Yoda reminds us "Size Doesn't Matter?" But, I think if we asked a young Senator from Naboo.. We would hear a different tale..
I mean Padme fell hard for Ani in AOTC and early ROTS...
Could Anakin's mastery of the "force" extend into other areas? It seems AOTC Padme was feeling the "force.."
And in ROTS Padme had experienced the "force"..
What is a young, beautiful, and bored Senator supposed to do?
When the "Bad Boy" rolls into Coruscant in his sleek sports ship..fresh from saving the universe..
Sorry, I am washing (styling) my hair...
lol..
CE

Sunnyskywalker
Sunnyskywalker's Star Wars Stuff
date Posted: Aug 23, 2005 6:54 PM
Of course Padme's not hurting for credits...she probably takes the money for feeding Anakin out of the Senate's petty cash ;) He's a public servant too, right? So it's like an extended Senate-Jedi informational liason, and they've got to eat during their "meetings", after all...or at least, so she'd tell the Senate investigation committee...
  The Era Of Desann
date Posted: Aug 25, 2005 10:26 PM
Good blog and good posts! I'd like to see that Cheaters idea put into action. :^O
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