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date posted: Aug 29, 2005 1:00 PM | updated: Aug 29, 2005 1:02 PM

Weapon of choice

If you could have any weapon you wanted to kill jar-jar what would it be?

My choice: One of those spikey balls on the end of a chain.

Hit by hit: "OWSA!" "OWSa!" "OWsa!" "Owsa!" "owsa." "owsa" "ows" "ow" "o"

And you're done. He is so hurt he can't even speak, just let him lay there and Star Wars shall be cleansed of all wrong doings.

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	Lord__Sidious33 The Revelation of Sidious
date Posted: Aug 29, 2005 1:07 PM It's called a mace! (i think) I like Jar Jar. But if he killled anyone or hurt anyone I know I would stab him with a Bothan Stunner till he drips out his black blood, wait those are Orcs who have black blood my bad, till he bleeds.

	Lord__Sidious33 The Revelation of Sidious
date Posted: Aug 29, 2005 1:08 PM And than see if he's a cockroach(if he can survive nuclear weapons).

	Sol Kassar Ramblings from the Detention Center (Startled)
date Posted: Aug 29, 2005 1:08 PM Yeah, I wanna see him bumble around trying to escape the Rancor. Knowing him, with his stupid luck, he'll end up killing the Rancor....knowing him even further, he'll be nosy enough to push that little button and have the gate drop on his neck instead!!!!

	Lord__Sidious33 The Revelation of Sidious
date Posted: Aug 29, 2005 1:08 PM Nice way you did it.

	Lord__Sidious33 The Revelation of Sidious
date Posted: Aug 29, 2005 1:11 PM lol Sol Kasser!

	Bossk_Unleashed When life gives you lemons throw them through life's windows Blog
date Posted: Aug 29, 2005 1:25 PM I thought a mace was a spikey ball on the end of a stick?

	Darth pin�uin
date Posted: Aug 29, 2005 2:15 PM i would prefer the death star to blow up jar jar (among with all the other stupid gungans) i really don't see why Vader didn't choose Naboo to be blown up first....

	Darth_RaiderII
date Posted: Aug 29, 2005 6:00 PM the one on the end of a chain is a flail... and lol to Darth pinquin

	Lord__Sidious33 The Revelation of Sidious
date Posted: Aug 30, 2005 9:59 AM That;s right! A flail. I get them comfused. And to think the last thing I studied in Social Studies class was Medevial Times! lol

	Master_Black I need no blog name!
date Posted: Aug 30, 2005 10:52 AM Don't kill me for it, but i like Jar-Jar Binks

	Darth_Klomper Alternate Outcomes
date Posted: Aug 30, 2005 8:49 PM "No no. Yousa two shouldn't be fighting. Yousa friends! Can wesa all just get alo... AAAGHH!"

	Darth Desimus
date Posted: Sep 02, 2005 8:05 AM My one huge problem with ep3 is that we don't see anakin sollowly cutting up jar jar with a lightsaber: "Ani what is yousa doin?" ANAKIN: "Die Jar, Jar, I should have killed you long ago..." WHHHHHHRUUUM - LIGHTSABER SWINGS INTO ACTION! Why didn't you put it in George? Why? It would have made me cry with cathartic joy - closure for everyone!

	Darth Lord of the Bith
date Posted: Dec 15, 2006 6:04 PM Wow.... why is Jar Jar so unliked with us non-Hyperspace members? Oh, that's why. Well, to kill him I'd pick a lightsaber, but that would be my choice for everyone I guess... MTFBWY

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