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When life gives you lemons throw them through life's windows Blog
date posted: Jul 08, 2005 2:34 PM  |  updated: Jul 10, 2005 3:38 PM
Another one of the governments evil plans!
The Political afilliation of movies and another one of the governments evil plans.

Movies are obviously Democratic. Movies let you chose what you want to watch when you want to watch it. They don't force you into a decision. But the government is still trying to stop movies from being seen. Exhibit A: There are ratings. The government is trying to stop new unmolded minds from seeing movies with "bad" content. But those "bad" things are part of life. Why not show your kids these things in the safety of their own homes. Also many movies have happy feelings at the end. Star Wars for example: In Return of the Jedi the evil is destroyed unlike many "g" rated movies where the bad guys simply go to jail or escape into the world. Isn't it better when the evil is destroyed? Thus making movies like Aladin, Pokemon, and the Dora the Explorer tv show rated R. The government must be using cartoons to brainwash children into not destroying people who try to take over the world. (Maybe they are formulating a plan?)Exhibit B: Movies that have alot of action and bad guys eventually being destroyed are frequently not liked by critics even if they do make alot of money. The government must pay critics to not like these movies. Roger Ebert is the opposite, the government pays him to like these movies because no one trusts what he says anymore. Star Wars for example, the Chancellor (who is much like a president) eventually takes over the galaxy because he is granted alot of power. So the moral is, don't give Bush power. Plus he's a republican while movies are Democratic so what does that tell you.

Stick it to the man! The man wants to control you!

Bossk