
Well this is my first shot at a humorous Blog, I hope you like it!
*darthlando22 runs out on stage and audience applauds and cheers*
darthlando22: Hello, hello! Right, listen up, we have a great show today! First we have on Star Wars adim Bonniegrrl and she'll give us tips on how to stop people from spamming on your blog.
*audience applauds*
darthlando22: Then we have amidalooine here because she is going to introduce her new book
The Emotional Galaxy: The true story of a blogger you all know and love.
*audience applauds and cheers*
darthlando22: And then our special, we are going to go behind Brokearm conspiracy.....
*audience gasps*
darthlando22: This is an exclusive interview you won't see anywhere else!
25 minutes into the show-
darthlando22: Great book ami!
amidalooine: *sobbing* you really think so?
darthlando22: Yeah, sure, I hope you sell lots of copies!
amidalooine: *still sobbing* Oh, thank you for praising my work!
darthlando22: *mumbles under breath* Just leave.
amidalooine: what?
darthlando22: nothing.
*audience applauds and cheers*
darthlando22: And now, the Special you have been waiting for, here is Mr. Tom Brokearm!
*Brokearm walks on to stage when half of the audience applauds while other half "Boos"*
darthlando22: Well, Tom, we know that you had an incident with the PLB
Brokearm: Well, it was mainly Kenobi-Fan and DarthVicomte, but yes.
darthlando22: Well, funny thing, we have K-Fan and Vicomte in the back stage and they're coming out right now!
*audience applauds and cheers as Kenobi Fan and DarthVicomte( grapsing a beer) walk on stage and both have a seat by darthlando*
darlando22: Hello Vicomte and Kenobi Fan.
Vicomte: Hi.
K-Fan: Hello
darthlando22: So lets hear the PLB's version of the story, you first Vicomte.
Vicomte: Well, this gut Brokearm decides to come and "interview us" and when things get out of hand, K-Fan starts cutting up all the equipment. He was just trying to put an end top things before that got
too out of hand.
Brokearm: What do you mean "trying to put an end to things"!? He destroyed at leats I,050 dollars worth of equipment, that wasn't cheap! I ought to smash your head open! * stands up and starts throwing papers off in anger*
Vicomte: Oh, you want a piece of me!? * brakes beers bottle in half to use as a weapon*
K-Fan: Whoa, Vicomte, calm down!
darthlando22: You got beer and glass all over the chair and carpet, you idiot!
Vicomte: At a time like this, all you can think about is you @#$%ing funiture!? I'll show you* raises fist in air*
darthlando22: Oh, Shi.......
*TV screen turns blue*
I'm sorry, we have some technical problems, please wait.
*TV screen goes back to show*
*Camera scrolls across room show K-Fan with a couple small cuta and bruses, Vicomte sittin angerly with not even a scratch, darthlando22 with a black eye and bloody nose, and Brokearm in a Full Body Cast.
darthlando22: Well, great show right Vicomte
*Vicomte stares blankly at darthlando*
darlando22: Okay, that's all! Join us tomorrow when we play "What avatar will darthlando pick next?"
*Credits start rolling*
darthlando22: Well, Vicomte, why don't we a have one of you beers and lets bygones be bygones.
Vicomte: My Beer!? Over my dead body you little......
darthlando22: Oh no!
I hope you liked it!
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