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date posted: May 15, 2006 5:10 AM  |  updated: May 17, 2006 2:02 PM
The darthlando22 show: A part of the PLB series
Well this is my first shot at a humorous Blog, I hope you like it!:D

*darthlando22 runs out on stage and audience applauds and cheers*

darthlando22: Hello, hello! Right, listen up, we have a great show today! First we have on Star Wars adim Bonniegrrl and she'll give us tips on how to stop people from spamming on your blog.

*audience applauds*

darthlando22: Then we have amidalooine here because she is going to introduce her new book The Emotional Galaxy: The true story of a blogger you all know and love.

*audience applauds and cheers*

darthlando22: And then our special, we are going to go behind Brokearm conspiracy.....

*audience gasps*

darthlando22: This is an exclusive interview you won't see anywhere else!


25 minutes into the show-


darthlando22: Great book ami!

amidalooine: *sobbing* you really think so?

darthlando22: Yeah, sure, I hope you sell lots of copies!

amidalooine: *still sobbing* Oh, thank you for praising my work!

darthlando22: *mumbles under breath* Just leave.

amidalooine: what?

darthlando22: nothing.

*audience applauds and cheers*

darthlando22: And now, the Special you have been waiting for, here is Mr. Tom Brokearm!

*Brokearm walks on to stage when half of the audience applauds while other half "Boos"*

darthlando22: Well, Tom, we know that you had an incident with the PLB

Brokearm: Well, it was mainly Kenobi-Fan and DarthVicomte, but yes.

darthlando22: Well, funny thing, we have K-Fan and Vicomte in the back stage and they're coming out right now!

*audience applauds and cheers as Kenobi Fan and DarthVicomte( grapsing a beer) walk on stage and both have a seat by darthlando*

darlando22: Hello Vicomte and Kenobi Fan.

Vicomte: Hi.

K-Fan: Hello

darthlando22: So lets hear the PLB's version of the story, you first Vicomte.

Vicomte: Well, this gut Brokearm decides to come and "interview us" and when things get out of hand, K-Fan starts cutting up all the equipment. He was just trying to put an end top things before that got too out of hand.

Brokearm: What do you mean "trying to put an end to things"!? He destroyed at leats I,050 dollars worth of equipment, that wasn't cheap! I ought to smash your head open! * stands up and starts throwing papers off in anger*

Vicomte: Oh, you want a piece of me!? * brakes beers bottle in half to use as a weapon*

K-Fan: Whoa, Vicomte, calm down!

darthlando22: You got beer and glass all over the chair and carpet, you idiot!

Vicomte: At a time like this, all you can think about is you @#$%ing funiture!? I'll show you* raises fist in air*

darthlando22: Oh, Shi.......

*TV screen turns blue*

I'm sorry, we have some technical problems, please wait.

*TV screen goes back to show*

*Camera scrolls across room show K-Fan with a couple small cuta and bruses, Vicomte sittin angerly with not even a scratch, darthlando22 with a black eye and bloody nose, and Brokearm in a Full Body Cast.

darthlando22: Well, great show right Vicomte

*Vicomte stares blankly at darthlando*

darlando22: Okay, that's all! Join us tomorrow when we play "What avatar will darthlando pick next?"

*Credits start rolling*

darthlando22: Well, Vicomte, why don't we a have one of you beers and lets bygones be bygones.

Vicomte: My Beer!? Over my dead body you little......

darthlando22: Oh no!


I hope you liked it!

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-darthlando22