Howdy - this is going to be a bit rushed, I'm real sorry, but come back tomorrow and I'll have links to everyone's names plus a secret fact about them that they hoped I wouldn't share.

I have to leave in five minutes for the festival and won't be back until 1:00am.
If you are at all interested, the site I am writing for is www.fest21.com, my articles are all titled 'Meet the Filmmakers' - I'm meeting JJ Abrams today, so we'll see what transpires.

In the meantime, if it wasn't for these beautiful listed below, there wouldn't be a blog at all - so thanks guys!

First up is GalacticBabe with two corkers.
Little known fact: GalacticBabe collects hair, and has hidden over three and a half tonnes of it in her neighbor's garage.

Leia was once a princess from Alderaan,
Who's boyfriend was a scoundrel named Han.
He kissed her on the Falcon,
but no one thought her wanton,
Until they saw the metal bikini she put on.

Princess Leia, adopted daughter of the viceroy,
Unlike her real mother, never used a decoy.
When captured she was,
By the Imperial "fuzz"
Whispered, "Damn, why didn't I send an envoy?"

Then came JediLily with this belter.
Little known fact: jedilily believes cell phones are a thing of the past, and has invested heavily in cans and string.

Princess Leia was her name
Fighting the Empire was her game
She was cool and strong
Until Han came along
And ignited her inner flame

JediMelindaWolf went mad and did four. She's funny like that.
Little known fact: Jedi Melinda Wolf actually is a wolf, and has had to have her keyboard custom built to facilitate typing with her paws.

Leia would never be known as a flirt
But, oh, just think of the dirt
First she kissed Luke
And then there was Han
Hey, her reputation let us not besmirch!

Limerick Number Two:

Leia claimed she'd rather kiss a wookiee
After Han and Luke that would make kisses three
But she never did smooch
That character based on a pooch
In retrospect, that would have been quite a sight to see!

Limerick Number Three:

Leia learned Luke was her twin
First friend, now he was her kin
The Force brought them together
Many a storm the two would weather
These two offspring of Padme and Anakin.

Limerick Number Four:

There once was a girl name Leia
In the Alliance she was a major playa
Waylayed by Darth Vader
Her death postponed 'til later
It was the Imps who got toasted - hoorah!

Next up is good ol' Merryman-Lyon with this one.
Little known fact: Merryman-Lyon is addicted to vegetables, and currently uses a vegetable patch.

Who will ever have to say
That Leia couldn't save the day
For her looks can kill
They gave Jabba a thrill
And simply took his breath away

The stunning Jedi Arwen Skywalker delivered a doozy.
Little known fact: Jedi Arwen Skywalker has made a rocket out of old Billy Bob Thornton scripts and is hoping to launch it this weekend.

Leia was a princess and so
When told Luke was her bro
She did not faint or cry
Or even ask why
But simply replied "I know".

Hot on their heels was the mighty Stooge!
Little known fact: The Stooge is actually a 79 year old woman from Calcutta who is using the anonymity of the internet to spread her message of peas.

Han Solo and Leia Organa
Retired to scenic Tarzana
They gave up suspense
For a white picket fence
And a large dog named Indiana

And rounding off the collection is jediprincess77 - and she finishes us off in style
Little known fact: Jedi Princess 77 can sing so high that glasses don't just shatter, they liquify.

Oola makes the guys' hearts beat faster
And Aayla's one hot Jedi Master
Though these ladies are nice
They simply won't suffice
For guys who dig a princess with a blaster

Young Princess Leia was quite the struggler
Not many realized deep down she was a snuggler
Though she gave him the chase
It was Han she wanted to embrace
Because she happened to like a nice smuggler

For the princess, there was many a beau
But they all were sent home in a row
She turned down many men
Over and over again
Because Leia preferred to fly Solo

Ooh, she's a naughty one!

Thanks chaps, see you soon!!