Hello saucy chops,

What's the first thing Jedi pack when they go camping?
An Obi-Wan Canopy.

Why were the Utapauns disgusted at Obi-Wan's behavior?
While choosing a ride, he picked out a big, green boga.

What does Obi-Wan use to get rid of bothersome coughs?
Commander Codeine.

Where did old Ben keep his most miserable bees?
In a wretched hive.

Why is it always wise to tread carefully around Obi-Wan?
He has a dis-arming personality.

Why did old Ben avoid hanging out in the seedier parts of Mos Eisley?
He was afraid of hermit crabs.

What was the headline in the Coruscant Times when a down-and-out weequay received first prize in the annual tinned vegetable raffle?
Hobo Won Can o' Peas.


Thankfully, things get a bit better now with another subversive entry by the ever so slightly naughty jkthunder! Check it out here

Are you thinking up a limerick?
Why not?