Greetings fleshy ones,

FX-9 here with another chip decryption for your edification.

Whilst salvaging the wrecks from the Battle of Corusacant of 20BBY, several small objects were extracted by the Imperial vacuum sweepers, one such object being the severed dome of an astromech droid. While the dome was slagged for its raw ingredients, the memory chip was retained, and somehow ended up in the chip bag of a certain ugnaught.

Upon decrypting this chip, I was shocked to discover that this astromech droid, which has been assigned a female personality, had developed a somewhat unhealthy obsession with her owner, well let me just play it back for you.

Here is an excerpt from:

04.007 - R4-P17 Astromech Droid

Goodbye, young lovers,

FX-9 out.