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by: nob01

date posted: Apr 18, 2007 10:53 AM

That's what droids R 4

Greetings fleshy ones,

FX-9 here with another chip decryption for your edification.

Whilst salvaging the wrecks from the Battle of Corusacant of 20BBY, several small objects were extracted by the Imperial vacuum sweepers, one such object being the severed dome of an astromech droid. While the dome was slagged for its raw ingredients, the memory chip was retained, and somehow ended up in the chip bag of a certain ugnaught.

Upon decrypting this chip, I was shocked to discover that this astromech droid, which has been assigned a female personality, had developed a somewhat unhealthy obsession with her owner, well let me just play it back for you.

Here is an excerpt from:

04.007 - R4-P17 Astromech Droid

Goodbye, young lovers,

FX-9 out.

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	vadersgirl33 vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 10:59 AM Ok. That was just weird. Good, but definitely weird. Never knew R4 had feelings like that! Anyhoo, interesting entry FX-9. Thanks for pointing that out to us! vadersgirl33

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 11:04 AM Thanks for passing on this info to us, FX-9. That's Master Kenobi for you, never did like a girl with too much junk in her trunk. Poor, poor R4. I feel your pain, girl, I feel your pain. Well, not the dying part, but the other stuff.

	rj_peters Memos from the Imperial Finance Department
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 11:19 AM I once had an R5 unit develop a pretty unhealthy crush on me. She started hacking into my e-mail, leaving me holographic messages, 'accidentally' bumping up against my bottom. It was awkward for a while, but we worked it out. Once I figured out what some of those attachments were for, it was all good in the neighborhood.

viagoangel2
Were Anakin and Padme' really one?

date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 11:20 AM

OMG!

A droid and a Human? Who knew?

LOL! " Well, if it works"

That's Master Kenobi for you, never did like a girl with too much junk in her trunk. Hmmmm....makes sense, he never did carry a lot of luggage

his wet hair clinging to his broad shoulders, his robe starting to cling to his thighs

Um...*cough Glow Worms cough* Lightsabers* ...ahem...

His apprentice has filled out quite nicely, can't hold a candle to my Obi Wan though! I was visualizing any candles here...just ....

Oh..never mind.

Thanks for the fun, FX-9. Um...ice anyone?

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 11:33 AM So sad! I almost switched my avatar to R4 earlier, but chose "classic Ben" for a time, until I saw this chip encryption. I always likened R4 as the perfect consort for Obi Wan, and wished I could be in "her" astromech shoes RIP R4-P17

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 11:42 AM Very clever...very clever indeed! It reminds me a little of "Romeo and Juliet"...you know, star-crossed lovers LOL!?!? I bet she enjoyed having Obi-wan scrape that carbon scoring off of her...oh, sorry - was that going too far?? Damn those buzz droids...

nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles

date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 11:50 AM

Good, but definitely weird.
It's a twofer, Mistress Vadersgirl33!

I feel your pain, girl, I feel your pain.
As we all do, Mistress JP77...

Once I figured out what some of those attachments were for
Mostly bottle opening and getting stones out of horses hooves, right Master Peters?

...*cough Glow Worms cough*
You need a big spoonful of Commander Codeine for that cough, Mistress Angel.

RIP R4-P17
A touching sentiment, Mistress thunder, and a lovely avatar

"Romeo and Juliet"...you know, star-crossed lovers
I wish I'd thought of that, Mistress MO2YP

	gatorjedi1969 Shhhhh. You hear that?
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 12:08 PM Bizzare to the last.

	gatorjedi1969 Shhhhh. You hear that?
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 12:10 PM Bizarre to the last FX-9. Very bizarre. I know, you don't write 'um just decrypt 'um.

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 12:12 PM Holy glow worms and Lightsabers, FX-9!! Poor R4; to have such unrequited love and then be dismantled in such an untimely fashion... My heart weeps... I'll be ok... really...

ketal13
HanAnWan

date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 1:00 PM

His apprentice has filled out quite nicely, can't hold a candle to my Obi Wan though! I was visualizing any candles here...just .... Oh..never mind.
I am with you there Angel girl!!

It reminds me a little of "Romeo and Juliet"...you know, star-crossed lovers LOL!?!?
Good one Nob, 'er I mean FX9! You really could give that Shakespeare guy a run for his money. Your description of Obi, in the rain---n-icely done. Still visualizing....mmmm.

Okay done! We'd better get finished with this Obi week, my thoughts have been straying from that beautiful apprentice of his toooo much lately!

	ketal13 HanAnWan
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 1:07 PM Oops. Sorry, I borrowed Mom of 2's quote and forgot to go bold!! Hey FX9! Maybe you could dig up some of R2-D2's data files--ones from saayyy, the times he was with that Padme' girl?? Those might be REALLLY interesting. If that doesn't work out perhaps you could hook-up with RJ's R5 and see exactly what these 'attachments' are being used for.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 1:41 PM dude, that was funny but you write from the female perspective WAY too well for me.... Im working on a song parody for Fridays Obi Wan Finale!

	jedilily1026 Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 2:14 PM his wet hair clinging to his broad shoulders, his robe starting to cling to his thighs Oh my. (insert swooning emoticon)

gahmah80
Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)

date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 2:38 PM

Upon decrypting this chip, I was shocked to discover that this astromech droid, which has been assigned a female personality, had developed a somewhat unhealthy obsession with her owner, well let me just play it back for you.
Good thing it was permanently attached to the ship. Who knows what that thing would have done if it had a body.

And may Gahmah borrow FX-9? Gahmah needs to borrow him for another similar experiment.

	Merryman-Lyon A Wild Bantha Chase
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 3:36 PM Master, I zzzzttt--- I lo zztttssttzz--- I love y...zzzttztztzzttttt.............................................. And the poor, empty shell of R4 was left to drift forever in time and space, never proclaiming the love that sparked her circuits.

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 4:17 PM FX-9, I am shocked!!! And amused. Who knew? Look at him, so authoritative in his flowing robes, his manly stance, those piercing blue ey... You have just decrypted my perfect man. Manly, so manly. Fantastic job, FX-9!! You deserve an extra oil bath for this one!!

padmeskywalker77
Padme's Legacy

date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 4:36 PM

his wet hair clinging to his broad shoulders, his robe starting to cling to his thighs

Wow!! That is quite the visual here.

There�?TMs nothing like being in the hands of a master, see how effortlessly he glides though these obstacles, now he enters the tunnel, thrusting forward with wild abandon!

Uhhh...

I do believe you have me blushing a bit here, FX-9

Thanks for sharing this decryption with us. As angel said...*ice anyone*

	vadersgirl33 vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 4:46 PM It's a twofer, Mistress Vadersgirl33. Give my regards to FX-9. vadersgirl33

nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles

date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 5:51 PM

I know, you don't write 'um just decrypt 'um.
So I can plead my innocence, Master Gator.

My heart weeps...
Nothing a little bacta can't fix, Mistress HG3.

Maybe you could dig up some of R2-D2's data files--ones from saayyy, the times he was with that Padme' girl??
You might find this earlier decryption of some interest, Mistress Ketal.

you write from the female perspective WAY too well for me
Master nob01 has asked me to inform you that he is very comfortable in his sexuality, Lord Maul

Oh my. (insert swooning emoticon)
Sorry to cause you distress of the loins, Mistress Lily.

	Pablo Wan
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 5:52 PM Mustn't cry... mustn't cry......

nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles

date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 5:55 PM

And may Gahmah borrow FX-9?
Based on what I have seen, I don't think so, Master gahmah!

never proclaiming the love that sparked her circuits.
You have made it sadder still, Master Merryman!

You deserve an extra oil bath for this one!!
I wish somebody would tell my master this, Mistress Babe.

I do believe you have me blushing a bit here, FX-9
It's a new sensation for me too, Mistress PS77!

Give my regards to FX-9.
Received. Thank you, Mistress Vader'sgirl33.

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 5:56 PM Mustn't cry... mustn't cry...... This can indeed cause severe rusting, Master Pablo Wan!

	Pablo Wan
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 5:58 PM Too late! Great one FX-9!, it was touching, vadersgirl is right though, it was weird, but c'mon who could help thinking: "poor droid". It seems your master was right when he told me I wouldn't be let down. A couple of days more to go in this Obi Wan's week. May the force be with you!

	Michelle1968 M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 6:35 PM It's a darn good thing I waited till I got home to read this. Bravo!!!

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 6:38 PM Based on what I have seen, I don't think so, Master gahmah! Gahmah wasn't talking to you, droid! Gahmah was talking to your master. Besides, Gahmah isn't turning you into a meat droid, but rather cloning a meat droid from you. swithes FX-9's on/off switch to off, and smuggles him out

ketal13
HanAnWan

date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 8:42 PM

You might find this earlier decryption of some interest, Mistress Ketal.

Of course I should have known FX-9 would have data on this relationship--although I was hoping for something, say, a little steamier--lol

The girl cannot be allowed to survive
What a shocking entry. Here all this time I thought that Padme died of a broken heart. Just shocking. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 9:31 PM FLESHY ONES??????!!!!!!!! Are you serious???

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 9:33 PM ...cough Glow Worms cough You need a big spoonful of Commander Codeine for that cough, Mistress Angel. Nope. I think she needs something stronger than that. Like power converters that don't plug in. I do have to say Noby, that your split personality that you do with FX-9 is kind of saucy, if you know what I mean...

JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 9:44 PM

Still, at least we get to watch the stars together.

and isn't that what's important when all is said and done in the GFFA?

Thank you so much for heading us over to fx's decryption. It certainly gives another side to R4. And here I had thought "she" was all business. All along she harbored those romantic feelings for Obi-wan . . . teetering on the obsessive, didn't she?

Poor R4. If only she was able to finally let Obi-wan know how she felt . . .

(This was great, nobby!

)

MTFBWY

nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles

date Posted: Apr 18, 2007 10:08 PM

It seems your master was right when he told me I wouldn't be let down.
He's not entirely useless, Master Wan.

It's a darn good thing I waited till I got home to read this.
Public displays can be most unsettling, Mistress 1968

Gahmah wasn't talking to you, droid!
My apologies, Master Gahmah. Activating anti-interference plates now.

Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.
The truth is sometime hard to take, Mistress Ketal.

Are you serious???
Deadly, Mistress amidalooine.

your split personality that you do with FX-9 is kind of saucy
This does not compute, Your Highness.

It certainly gives another side to R4
Glad to expand your awareness, Mistress JMW.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Apr 19, 2007 7:44 AM R4 -- LILWO? LOL

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 19, 2007 8:06 AM R4 -- LILWO? I see you are fluent in the binary language of load lifters, Master Stooge.

	Padawan_Katis Whispers From the Jedi Archives
date Posted: Apr 19, 2007 10:59 AM Excellent decryption FX-9! Very interesting indeed. That Ugnaught must have traveled very far in order to get all these chips. What's that R2? Do nothing? They're not attracted to still droids, only active ones? What did R4 ever do to R2? Once again we see the Dark Side of R2.

	Jedi Arwen Skywalker
date Posted: Apr 19, 2007 3:24 PM And R2 takes another one down! Oh, aren't we sneaky. I could spend all say rotating on this asteroide LOL! Poor R4!

	darth maul517 Darth Jedi Maul Secura
date Posted: Apr 19, 2007 7:03 PM That was too funny.

	JediPug1 Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Apr 21, 2007 9:32 AM AAIIIEEEE, what the? R2, why?Master, I zzzzttt--- I lo zztttssttzz--- I love y...zzzttztztzzttttt.............................................. :::sniff:::: I never knew....... the saga has a whole new meaning for me....longing and unrequited love. It's all too much for me, now......

	R2D2sPink3 Pink 3: Reporting for Silliness
date Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:29 PM Wow, that's touching.

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