Aye up, my little chickadee,

Well, we've reached the end of Obi Wan Week, some say it was a triumph, others say 'what Obi Wan Week?'

Without further procrastination, lets get on with the show - I have a date with some Hot Fuzz and I don't want to be late

First up is the hilarious Darth Draconius
Little known fact: Darth Draconius once ate a packet of balloons for a dare. His resulting flatulance landed him in Bolivia.

When "Old Ben" first tried to create
The roaring call of a Krayt
The dragon showed up
At the door of his hut
All prepared to go out on a date.

Next is GalacticBabe, who apologized profusely for her inability to come up with something, but I thought this was brilliant!
Little known fact: GalacticBabe is in fact the daughter of Galactus, the Eater of Worlds, although she prefers to stick with lemon sole and a spinach salad.

Obi
Obi
Bo-Bobi
Banana Fanana Foe Fobi
Fee Fie Moe Mobi
OBI!

The ever-reliable Merryman-Lyon came through from his death bed.
Little known fact: Merryman-Lyon has been blamed for the fall of the Soviet Union, although prosecutors are having a hard time backing up their claims.

You have to feel sorry for Ben
Living all alone on Tatooine
When asked of his past
He'd whisper "Oh blast"
And think up a lie now and then.

Suddenly, Arwen Skywalker burst onto the scene with three crackers!
Little known fact: Jedi Arwen Skywalker has made millions with her 'Soup with Chopsticks' diet which swept the small hamlet of Bindershausen, PA.

On Tatooine under twin suns
Obi-wan watched over one
He hoped would be brave
And the galaxy save
From the mistakes he had done.

Young Obi-wan loved young Siri
To lose her he was feary
"Follow the code" Siri bid
Their love was hid
Till Siri died and Obi was teary.

Master Obi-wan Kenobi, what a guy!
In his shiny starship he'd fly
With his shining blue sword
'Cross the galaxy he war'd
Till he caught General Grevious-so uncivilized!

Next up is the lovable Darth Hiram.
Little known fact: Darth Hiram is so afraid of nobility that he broke out in hives while watching Prince during the Superbowl halftime show.

Obi-Wan has been the focus of many-a post
so raise your glass for a well-deserved toast
to the man who lived his life
giving his heart in a time of strife
from a young padawan to a wise Force ghost

What limerick fest is complete without the mighty Stooge?
Little known fact: The Stooge can levitate when he really concentrates. However, there is no documented proof of this, so we'll have to take his word for it.

Just how did Obi-Wan merit
To get new threads as a spirit?
He went up in smoke,
Left behind his cloak --
But in Empire, still got to wear it!

And three from yours truly...

When Bumface annoyed Obi-Wan,
We knew the fight wouldn't last long,
Ponda looked rather glum,
When he lifted his gun,
And then noticed his right arm was gone.

Obi-Wan got quite annoyed,
When he fought with the four-armed droid,
But despite lacking nuts,
Grievous showed he had guts,
Which Kenobi soon sent to the void.

And one for my ladies of the LILWO...

Gazing at Ewan's no labor,
With his twinkling eyes, grin and his saber,
But is it being a Scot,
That makes him so hot,
Or the way that he tosses his caber?

Thank you, one and all!

Chapter 2 of The Suns of Solamonn is ready; I'm just doing a little piccy for it and will post on Monday - thanks for your support