A very poor collection of Threepio gags today - my apologies, I had a bit of a brain shutdown yesterday - feel free to add some better ones in the comments and let's add to this motley collection!

Any way - here you go!

Why didn't Threepio watch the escape pod movie?
He thought it was restricted!

What did Threepio do if he forgot his primary function?
He found a pro to call.

Why are droids so confusing?
When they shut down, they shut up.

What did the protocol droid exclaim when it saw a jar of clear urine?
"See-through pee - oh!"

What is Threepio's favorite Bond movie?
The Man with the Golden Buns!

In way of compensation, here is a second offering from Turning to the Dork Side.

I've decided to produce one a week of these - and as I missed the first week of June, here is another to catch up

Turning to the Dork Side #2

Thank you to all of you who have embraced these new cartoons, and even put them on your own sites - I'm getting some very cool comments and am quite excited about the future of the series! I have developed the next six, so that's June and July taken care of - LOL.

Cheerio!