I woke up this morning and could see an ado flying past my window, then when I went down stairs there was another ado sitting on the outside deck. I managed to shoo them all away, and so now, without further ado, here are today's offerings...

The first limerick to plummet through my electronic mailbox came from none other than The Mighty Stooge.
Little known fact: The Stooge not only has two 'legs', but he has recently discovered a way to move them in a cyclically lateral fashion thus generating forward momentum. He has recently filed a patent for this new mode of transportation which he has tentatively entitled 'walking'.

There once was a gal named Padme
Who found herself having a bad day
She almost got choked
Her husband got smoked
And her protocol droid was a tad gay

Merryman Lyon arrived in second place with his own offering. I was glad.
Little known fact: Merryman Lyon has been caught on several occasions with his hand in the wookiee jar.

C3PO could be a lady's God
They would call him Goldenrod
But the chances of that
Are not very fat
Even Han wouldn't like the odds

Next up is Darth Draconius - is there no end to this man's talents?
Little known fact: Darth Draconius is being stalked by a group of D-List celebrities, led by Robin Leach. They call themselves The Gargoyles of Lust.

One day on the planet most far
From the galaxy's center-bright star
A droid of great fame
Would unwittingly claim
"Thank the maker..." whom we know's a Darth!

Rounding off our guests is the delightful Jedi Melinda Wolf.
Little known fact: JMW is working on an escape plan that involves dynamite and mules to break Paris Hilton out of jail - so that she can be tarred and feathered in accordance to public demand.

I once knew a droid named C3PO
With one silver shin, the rest of him yellow
The stories he could tell
'Tho he claimed not so well
A deity is he? Who'd a-known!


There once was a droid known as Goldenrod
Who drove Luke's landspeeder like a hot rod
O'er the sands of Tatooine
The travelers did speed
'Til they were stopped by a sandtrooper squad.

Into the cantina the quartet strode
But instead 3PO and R2 hid in an abode
Luke and Ben met up with Han
Who took them all to Alderaan
Only to find that it had explode(d).

And here's some from me...
Little known fact: Before pioneering wooden teeth, George Washington was the first recipient of wooden hair, which retained its form exquisitely in a slight breeze, but was a fire hazard at family barbeques.

See Threepio's not very old,
But he's changed his appearance ten-fold,
From naked to plated,
His desires were sated,
When they finally dipped him in gold!

A protocol droid's life is quite odd,
Especially when it's said you're a God,
As Luke flew him around,
Ewoks dived to the ground,
To avoid trauma from a blunt golden rod.

Now Threepio's known many troubles,
And when Artoo's around his strife doubles,
But at the end of the day,
All his cares soak away,
In a large bath of premium grade bubbles.

EMERGENCY!! SHUT DOWN THE MAIN REACTOR! I FORGOT DARTHGRIEVIOUS93'S LIMS THAT HE POSTED A FEW DAYS AGO!!!!

So sorry...

The droid known as C-3P0
Found the team who wasn't nice to
With his bickering and fears
Almost sent them to tears
Maybe the fact he was as straight as a rainbow.

In a galaxy far, far away
3P0 had a point to make
You see he would judge
The fashion with a nudge
Possibly he.... yeah, you know what's coming next.

Thank you and good night!

STOP THE PRESSES!

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Them Lightsabre folks sure are spesh