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by: nob01

date posted: Apr 21, 2008 11:37 AM

Dorkter Quinn, Medicine Woman

Here you go a freshly baked Turning to the Dork Side, complete with custard filling just the way you like it.

Turning to the Dork Side # 39.

Granny-wan, you need not read this one

Adieu, my little pumpernickel.

http://blogs.starwars.com/bubbles/223

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	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 11:46 AM This must be a european and/or older person thing...

Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...

date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 12:37 PM

Turning to the Dork Side # 39.
I'm going to be totally random here for a moment. My grandma is the same way (doesn't like her nails clipped). She screams when my grandpa does it, even when he's not even touching her. The hilarious part (in a really disgusting and mean kind of way)? One time, he just ignored her screaming and ended up clipping part of her toe by accident! The rancor woulda eaten him...lol.....

Great Dork Side!

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 12:39 PM This must be a european and/or older person thing... Don't worry Nob - you're not old 'til you're 30! Wait.....

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 12:50 PM I'd better explain myself quickly - the Granny-Wan reference was towards her clairvoyance a few weeks ago when she predicted this joke. I am in no way comparing her to a rancor, nor suggesting she has terrible toenails. However, she might have Folks - you just witnessed the fastest way to dig your own grave.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 3:08 PM Folks - you just witnessed the fastest way to dig your own grave I've seen worse. Once a kid in my french class got confused in our french class and called her fat on accident. Then he tried to correct himself and called her ugly. That is how you dig your own grave.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 3:18 PM nice Dorkside but those guys have the EASY jobs....I for one pity the poor ####### in charge of the pooper scooper....

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 3:41 PM

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 4:05 PM Where's the custard? Oh, wait...is that the rancor zit-pincher job? ! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! shivers (insert puking Yodacon here) Another fine addition to the Dorkside, Nobby!

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 5:24 PM Earcleaners?!

	GalacticBabe I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 5:41 PM Folks - you just witnessed the fastest way to dig your own grave. You slay me, Sir!

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 6:34 PM LOL!!!

	jediprincess77 I Don't Know Where You Get Your Delusions...
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 7:30 PM Sweet custard cream biscuits, that was funny!

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 8:27 PM Excellent DS, Nobby! And I remember granny's prediction to this joke ... and I thought it was great then too!

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 8:41 PM Granny-wan, you need not read this one It'll be our secret! I am in no way comparing her to a rancor, nor suggesting she has terrible toenails. However, she might have Nope, I actually have rather cute feet... {rustles off to paint toenails}

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Apr 21, 2008 8:54 PM This must be a european and/or older person thing... Wait a minute, did he just call someone OLD?

	ewanandhaydenfan5 I Have You Now!
date Posted: Apr 22, 2008 8:11 AM I for one pity the poor ####### in charge of the pooper scooper Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww! 4 out of 5 dentists recommend that you NOT attempt to brush the rancor's teeth.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Apr 22, 2008 3:07 PM Granny's got powers! Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary powers. Not Rancor-scary, but creepy nonetheless.

	comanderbly That's Impossible. Even for a Computer.
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 8:32 AM I'd better explain myself quickly - the Granny-Wan reference was towards her clairvoyance a few weeks ago when she predicted this joke. That's too bad I was looking forward to a blood bath! The comments and the joke were great btw!

	megatrends Confessions of a Psychotic Jawa
date Posted: Apr 23, 2008 9:14 PM Well when the Rancor is over 50 someone will have to do the colonoscopy as well. Tough job taking care of a Rancor.

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Apr 28, 2008 12:15 AM Dental hygiene is very important . . . even to a rancor. Loved it, nobby. MTFBWY

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