Luke and Ben are on their way to Mos Eisley in his beat up old landspeeder, when suddenly they are pulled over by a sandtrooper on a swoop bike.

"Pardon me, sir," says the trooper, "but are you not aware that your protocol droid fell out of the vehicle over ten kilometers ago?"

"Wow, that's a relief," sighs Luke, "I thought I had gone deaf."




A recently deceased Obi Wan Kenobi materializes in the Sullustan Brew House on Coruscant.

"I'll have a shot of Zabrakan Bourbon, please," he says to the bar keep.

"Sorry sir," the bar keep replies, "we don't serve spirits."