In honor of bloated space slugs everywhere...

Apologies if Stooge has covered any of these already - I plead ignorance.


What do you get if you cross a bloated space slug with a volatile French footballer?

Zidda the Butt.

What do you get when you cross a bloated space slug with an Egyptian pharaoh?

Jabba the Tut.

(Bonus point and a shiny silver star if you know the origins of this next pun.)

What do you get when you cross a bloated space slug with the sound of a fresh jar of coffee being opened?

Jabba the Fut.

(One for the horror fans.)

What do you get when you cross a bloated space slug with Jason Vorhees?

Stabber the Hutt.

Who do you get when bloated space slugs start singing ragga?

Shabba the Hutt.

Who do you get when bloated space slugs start playing golf?

Jabba the Putt.

That's enough for now. I should get back to work....

To save time, here is my response to any comments that are along the lines of:
"OK, but you're no Stooge, dude."

"No, I'm not. Well spotted."

Have a smashing day!