When I was just a small spud, I built my first droid.

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To be honest, I was pretty glad to leave him behind, boy he was fussy.


I became a spudawan, but fell in love with Padme.

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Ours was a forbidden love, but we still mashed pretty well.


Me and Obi-Wan had a big falling out.

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This is where TGI Friday got the idea for crispy skins.


Uncle Palpy got me the best treatment he could afford.

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He calls me the Six Million Credit Potato.


Now I am the boss!

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But I've still got a pretty big chip on my shoulder.


love from,
Darth Tater.