Evil, stubby droid limerick Friday. Join me...

A good start to the day. What do Kaminoans use to make their cornflakes?

Variations on a couple of classics Yes, you read that right - pulling out all the stops now to help you get over your MIA Stooge blues.

For what you are about to receive... Why was Luke the wrong choice to bring catholicism to the outer rim?

In these tough, economical times... What happened when Max fell behind on his payments?

But who is the top ranker? Those Gammorean Guards seem to make a habit of inviting themselves over.

Sorry. My own, disgusting Yodarick effort.

Variation on a Classic In memory of Stooge, who was apparently eaten by a large carp.

Star Wars Faux Joke-A-Day A terrible attempt to fill the void left by ol' Stoogiepoos.

"I feel like I could take on the whole Empire by myself." "We can't repel spit-up of that magnitude!"