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Battlefront III
by: jedichris44
date posted: Aug 20, 2005 8:21 PM
Star Wars Spoofs
This a sort of game. I start of by writing a scene that's a spoof of a scene in all six movies. Then anyone else can write whatever spoof scene they want to. For example:


Check this one:
Tatooine-
ST(Sandtrooper): Let me see your identification.
OW(Obi-Wan): (Waves his hand.) You don't need to see his identification.
ST: Yes I do.
OW: You don't need to see his identification (Waves his hand again.)
ST: What do you think I am? Stupid? I need to see your identification.
OW: You don't need to see his identification (Waves his hand.)
ST: Do you think you're some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that.
You know what, step out of the vehicle please.
OW: No
ST: If you don't step out vehicle, I'm gonna have to shoot you.
OW: Just try it.
ST: F##k it! (Takes aim and Obi-Wan and Luke's brains go all over the sand.)
ST2: That didn't go very well.
ST: Yeah, I hate locals.

Now you try!
:D