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Battlefront III
by: jedichris44
date posted: Aug 20, 2005 8:21 PM
Star Wars Spoofs
This a sort of game. I start of by writing a scene that's a spoof of a scene in all six movies. Then anyone else can write whatever spoof scene they want to. For example:


Check this one:
Tatooine-
ST(Sandtrooper): Let me see your identification.
OW(Obi-Wan): (Waves his hand.) You don't need to see his identification.
ST: Yes I do.
OW: You don't need to see his identification (Waves his hand again.)
ST: What do you think I am? Stupid? I need to see your identification.
OW: You don't need to see his identification (Waves his hand.)
ST: Do you think you're some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that.
You know what, step out of the vehicle please.
OW: No
ST: If you don't step out vehicle, I'm gonna have to shoot you.
OW: Just try it.
ST: F##k it! (Takes aim and Obi-Wan and Luke's brains go all over the sand.)
ST2: That didn't go very well.
ST: Yeah, I hate locals.

Now you try!
:D

  IANR25
Ramblings of the Railfan
date Posted: Sep 16, 2005 5:48 PM
Here's another:
Mustafar-
OW (Obi-Wan): (screaming sadly) YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!
DV (Darth Vader): I don't care, you stupid a*$.
OW:(still screaming sadly) Come on, the force calls you home!
DV: No, that's my mom.
MT (Mustafarian): Keep the d*** noise level down! We're trying to sleep!!
(Obi-Wan spears him)
OW: Locals on these parts are soooooo annoying. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah!
(Obi-Wan runs down the volcanic hill. Darth Vader spears him)
OW: F*** you!!!
(Obi-Wan drops dead)
DV: He's worse than Jar-Jar.
JJ (Jar-Jar): Meesa heardsa that!!!
THE END
  IANR25
Ramblings of the Railfan
date Posted: Sep 16, 2005 5:50 PM
The face was accidental. Her's what it should look like:

OW: (still sceaming sadly) Come on, the force calls you home!
  SithMonkey11
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 5:50 PM
Mustafar-
OW: Don't try it Anakin I have this useless ground that is rather high!
DV: Die!
( We all know what happens next )...
SLICELSLICESLICE
OW: I told you...
DV:You didn't say you were going to do that!
OW: Come on, a big, stupid, Hoth Ice Monster could have figured that one out!
HIM: Hey!
DV: Oh look, lava!
( combustion of clothing)
DV:EEEEEEEEEAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
OW: You were the chosen one! Oh, I don't care...
(walks away with Anakin's Saber...
DV: Mine!
OW: Nope, it's mine now...
  SithMonkey11
date Posted: Oct 11, 2005 5:51 PM
:^O :p
  drhenryjones12
Musings of A Space Smuggler
date Posted: Nov 12, 2005 9:09 PM
OW-You were my brother Anakin...I loved you!!! (begins to walk away)
DV-I hate you!!!!
OW-(turns back) Why?!
DV-Are you really that much of a moron!!! You just chopped off every single organic limb I had left!!! Come on!!!
OW-But...You were brother Anakin...I loved you!!!
DV-Your'e a total moron. (catches fire)

and SCENE!!!
  cooger660
date Posted: May 01, 2007 4:48 PM
Palpatine office-
palp: Anakin join the dark side....We have the power to save the ones you love...
annie: Why should i you dirty sith!
palp: because like I said we can save the ones you love...
annie:Never!
palp: I'll buy you a chesse burger....
annie: So...what do I do first...
palp: first you must go to mustafar and-
annie: wait a minute!....There better be bacon on that burger!
(palp slaps his forhead)

The End
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