How I learned to like Luke Skywalker

And I did it WITHOUT my secret supply of deathsticks!! (oops. . . )

Food Wars: KFCESB...WF!: Pieces of Meat

The wampa joyfully brought his meal into the cave. He hung Luke upside down, no doubt saving the smaller of his two quarries as a midnight snack. Perhaps a Luke and cheese sandwich.....very good! Mmm mmm!!

The Ewoks have landed in Del Norte California

I was looking at Google Earth and I went from I-5 to the west at the Pacific Ocean and I found the Ship Ashore Resort Motel at 41 degrees 56' 46" N 124 degrees 44' 45" W. Now anyone can find it near Del Norte, California! I then thought, Hey, where was

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back...With Flavor!

A long time ago, in a restaurant far, far away...

You could use a good kiss

This weekend, unfortunately, I was bogged down with a fever and nasty sore throat. I was miserable at night and miserable during the day. So, of course, I watched some Star Wars.

Pretending to Be the Stooge Again

I'd like to apology to Stooge and the other copycats

Princess Leia: Valley Girl

What if Han's first impression of Leia had been right

Food Wars: A New Coke--Finale!!

A splash of tartar sauce wiped out the Chicken Pot PIE next to Vader's Advanced bowl of delight. He whipped his head around. "What??? NO! I called in an order! I CALLED IN AN ORDER!! HE CAN'T BE HERE!"

Christine Hewett - Tonnika Sister

? - 2007

Star Wars Marathon Part 8

"Deck officer, deck officer!"(Han to a poor rebel officer who hasn't had his coffee yet, so he gives Han the old "He could have come in the south entrance" line....)