You could use a good kiss

This weekend, unfortunately, I was bogged down with a fever and nasty sore throat. I was miserable at night and miserable during the day. So, of course, I watched some Star Wars.

Pretending to Be the Stooge Again

I'd like to apology to Stooge and the other copycats

Princess Leia: Valley Girl

What if Han's first impression of Leia had been right

Food Wars: A New Coke--Finale!!

A splash of tartar sauce wiped out the Chicken Pot PIE next to Vader's Advanced bowl of delight. He whipped his head around. "What??? NO! I called in an order! I CALLED IN AN ORDER!! HE CAN'T BE HERE!"

Christine Hewett - Tonnika Sister

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Star Wars Marathon Part 8

"Deck officer, deck officer!"(Han to a poor rebel officer who hasn't had his coffee yet, so he gives Han the old "He could have come in the south entrance" line....)

TXT WRS: OT

George Lucas tweaks the OT yet again...

Food Wars: KFC Star Battle - Part VI!!!!!!

"Okay, okay..." Bread Leader sniffled, "Get it together, man. Get it together. Alright...this...is it."

Utinni: The scavenged Jawa roster!

M'um m'aloo! In this blog roster I've tried to collect every named Jawa in the SW movies. Since a lot of Jawas look a like to human eyes, we can best identify them by their position in the movies.

"Plug in. He should be able to interpret the entire Imperial network."

How did Obi-Wan know that Artoo could interpret the entire Imperial network?