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The Comatose Blog of Chris2OneBee
This is Chris2OneBee. I've been a Star Wars fan since 1997. I enjoy writing fiction, poetry and songs, aside from my love for the entire Star Wars Saga. We'll talk Star Wars, we'll talk personal stuff (hopefully less of that this time), and...of course, you might enjoy my occasional (nearly nonexistent, until I get back to it...) episodes of Food Wars--a spoof of the Star Wars Saga based on a battle between fast food establishments and the evil KFC Empire. And if I can come up with a song or two to share, I'll share it, as always. May the Force be with you all. :)
 


Legacy of the Force: Revelation--one of the great ones...
May 15, 2008 07:37 PM
SPOILER ALERT....I just finished reading Legacy of the Force: Revelation just seconds ago. I'd fallen behind. But once I realized Invincible was so close, I had to finish. Again, Karen Traviss has outdone herself. I've actually thought this was better
 
Someone just reminded me...
May 12, 2008 03:05 PM
...of a Grievous error in Star Wars Insider. I'll gladly admit if I'm wrong, but I recall reading in the last issue that the Grand Army of the Republic had 3,000,000 troops in it. Excuse me? 3,000,000?? I'm pretty sure Lama Su said "200,000 units are
 
Go, Clone Wars, Go!
May 11, 2008 05:18 PM
If you missed the trailer for The Clone Wars, have I got news for you--that is, unless you already heard about it, in which case it's not news at all. Go see Speed Racer, and it's quite likely you'll see the trailer there! I was pleasantly surprised to
 
Good Grievous, it's been forever!
May 09, 2008 03:36 PM
Hiya folks. The Clone Wars trailer reminded me of how badly I needed to blog again. I've missed it so. You're the only people who actually reply to the nonsense I write. I suppose that's why I like you folks so much. :) (Especially solosmelly ;).)
Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Food Battle of Hoth Part III
Apr 10, 2008 03:11 PM
The TASTY-ATs poured on the flavor, rendering the rebel ice cream useless. General Manager Beers, supervising the withering assault-emphasis on salt-spoke to Executive Vice President Vader via that microphone they always speak into when passing