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The Living and Breathing Blog of Chris2OneBee
This is Chris2OneBee. I've been a Star Wars fan since 1997. I've heard that employers like to read your blog, so to all you employers out there--hi!!! How are you? Anyway, mostly I'm using this part of the blogosphere to chat about movies/TV shows I like, occasional nonsense about my so-called personal life, and most importantly, to continue the Food Wars saga. Food Wars: A New Coke, The KFC Empire Strikes Back--With Flavor!, and Return of the French Fry. Read it and eat, baby!! It won't stop there, either. I'll hopefully do The Fat from Venice, Attack of the Cloned Food, and Revenge of the Chicken, as well. I welcome all kind and loving comments--or if I can't get those, I at least ask for respectful, dignified dialogue at all times. I'm definitely watching my blog, dudes, so "Don't try it!" Hope you get a laugh out of Food Wars. May the Force be with you!!
 


Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Bounty Hunters/Chicken Tender's Pursuit! Plus: The End of Threepio??
Nov 12, 2008 01:57 PM
Aboard the Mexecutor, Executive Vice President Vader had called on the Bounty Paper Towels Guild to accomplish what the Imperial Darkmeat had clearly failed to clean up-the matter of capturing the Millennium Chicken & Fries and acquiring
Food Wars: Another Way to Fry
Nov 07, 2008 01:24 PM
Well, with Quantum of Solace coming out next week, I thought it appropriate to provide a Quantum of Chicken for you Food Wars fans out there with a parody of the theme song, "Another Way to Die"--which I thought was good with the
Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Training/Failure at the Fridge
Nov 04, 2008 12:27 PM
Luke, carrying Yoda inside his Indiana Cones book bag, climbed up the giant strand of green pepper, then cut off a slice of it, adding it to his nearly complete sandwich. He swung from the green pepper down to the ground, then flipped and grabbed some
Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back - "This is no tater"
Oct 27, 2008 09:04 AM
Somewhere deep in the Ore-Ida frozen potato field, Five-Star Destroyers bombarded the tater tots with flavor. Chicken Pot PIE-Bombers attacked the potatoes with heavy peas, hoping to shake something loose in their search for the rogue fish & chips
'You want KOTOR 3, do you? Alright, I've got your KOTOR 3. It's gonna be called TOR!!!! BWA HA HA!!'
Oct 24, 2008 09:50 AM
I got my Homing Beacon announcement about TOR--Star Wars: The Old Republic, and it didn't even register that this picture I was staring at had anything to do with anything at first. Then, as I read it, I realized how insulted I was. "I mean, what