The KFC Imperial Darkmeat flew in a meatier formation. The crowning jewel of the meat, the Mexecutor, was the center of that formation. It was a Mexican pizza of nearly 200 kilometers or something really big, serviced and guarded by scores of Chicken Pot PIEs. Buckets of KFC's drumsticks served as meal generators atop the bridge.

Darth Vader stood, staring out at the stars, taking yet another bite from the Extra Tasty Crispy drumstick, talking into his Bluetooth. "Look, I don't get it! Chris2OneBee's not on strike with the rest of the writers! What's the problem? First you tell me to get ready for CHICKEN'D, then you tell me a song cue is actually up next! Get your act together, or I'm leaving! Yes, I can find other work! I can always do Allstate commercials, me and Dennis Haysbert, on one screen! Look, I can more than hold my own with him! I'm not having this conversation with you! I'm on camera, you son of a dish! Get off my phone!"
Vader fumed and spoke into his phone again in a neutral voice. "Call Padme."
The autodialer obeyed, and seconds later, doooooot....doooooot... "Hello?"
"Honey, it's me, Darth. Did I wake you up?"
"Yes, but...I'm okay. I was supposed to get up and go see Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium again anyway, so it works out. You know my schedule so well, Annie. That's one more reason why I love you."
"You're the sweetest thing I've known, other than KFC, Padme." Vader sighed. "These idiots are working my nerves. There's a song cue next and I haven't spent half a day with the choreographer!"
"Just...do something impromptu, like...a song promoting KFC to the tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller."
"That's brilliant! I'll do it! I love you so much, Padme."
"I know. I'll see you after the movie."
"Okay."
"Okay."
Silence. "So should I hang up first, or...?"
Padme giggled. "Sure, you hang up first. Love you."
"Bye."
Vader turned to the camera. "Okay, I've got an idea for the song cue."
A voice shouted from off-screen. "Actors don't have ideas, Vader! They have lines! Read them!"
"No, this one's really good! It'll only take maybe 5 minutes, I promise! If you don't like it, we can cut it later! Just get me a bunch of extras and another bucket of KFC!"
"You better not mess this up, Vader! You'll get your extras--and your Extra Tasty Crispy! But screw it up, and you're GONE!"
Vader nodded. "Wow...that's a lot of pressure..."

Vader turned his back again and stared out at the stars...the music came on...and he turned around, holding a fresh drumstick, ready to start the song...

"It's past your curfew
No food is forthcoming once you're home
They're out to hurt you
Have you reaching for Pepto Bismol
You eat their fries
And start seeing things from your imagination
About to die
Thanks to Arby's chicken preparations
I'd rather starve

Come to Kentucky
Kentucky Fried
If the Open sign is lit up
Then feel free to come inside
Come to Kentucky
Kentucky Fried
Have some drumsticks in a bucket
For only $7.99!!

You go to Subway
Seven subs with six grams of the fat
But you're a dummy
All those subs are tasting really bad
The lettuce stinks
They bought it back when Owen was still living
You order drinks
But you won't really get anything that's filling
Inside

Come to Kentucky
Kentucky Fried
Have some finger-lickin' chicken
And some cole slaw on the side
Come to Kentucky
Kentucky Fried
You can even have a taco or a
Pizza, pizza slice!

We've got the Snackers
Two of them and you've got quite a meal
All those Big Mackers
Are missing out on one heck of a deal
Our Boneless Wings
Are unequaled when it comes to the flavor
And everything
Is ready in sixty seconds or later
It's worth the ride

Come to Kentucky
Kentucky Fried
It's a blast into your taste buds
We don't need to super size
Come to Kentucky
Kentucky Fried
If you're willing and you're able
Come to Kentuck-Kentucky Fried!

[dance routine, extras dance while eating KFC]
Oh...shouldn't have read that..."

"Greeaat! Cut! That was brilliant, Vader! Who told you to do that?"
"My beloved wife. She's the great one. I couldn't find my Snackers without her."
"Tell her I said thanks. Take five, everybody!"