Well, with Quantum of Solace coming out next week, I thought it appropriate to provide a Quantum of Chicken for you Food Wars fans out there with a parody of the theme song, "Another Way to Die"--which I thought was good with the glaring exception of its chorus (wow...it really sounded bad to me, and I normally cut people some slack about that). But that aside, enjoy this tasty, food-related song:


Another Way to Fry
by
Chris2OneBee

Another finger-lickin' chicken bucket
Given in a minute's time
Another Arby's closing up because
They don't have customers in line
Another flavor-packin' Snacker sandwich
Selling for a dollar-nine
Another Olive Garden packin' up
Because it ruins appetites

Yeah, we're always open
Beyond the midnight
A Mentos in your cola
Or chicken badly fried
A half-cooked burger
You waitin' half the night
So either stick with KFC or else
It's just another way to fry
Another way to fry

Another Southern Chicken Sandwich
Possibly a form of torturing
Another bad can of Manwich
I would rather go to KFC (yeah-eee!)
Another spicy Honey BBQ
You're chewing like it's out of style
Another Mountain Dew or two
Or you can chew it while your throat is dry

Yeah, we're always open
Beyond the midnight
A Mentos in your cola
Or chicken badly fried
A half-cooked burger
You waitin' half the night
So either stick with KFC or else
It's just another way to fry
Another way to fry

It's just a longer wait!
They'll make you cho-o-o-o-o-ooooke
Cho-o-o-o-o-ooooke
Cho-o-o-o-o-ooooke
Cho-o-o-o-o-ooooke

Another good-looking hostess
Drowning down the flavor with a beer
But KFC doesn't need a crazy gimmick--
Greater food is here
Another heart-stopping Whopper
Call the coppers 'cause it isn't beef
Another Popcorn Chicken bucket
Just might give you some relief

Yeah, we're always open
Beyond the midnight
A Mentos in your cola
Or chicken badly fried
A half-cooked burger
You waitin' half the night
So either stick with KFC or else
It's just another way to fry
Another way to fry



--There you have it! I hope you're all enjoying The Clone Wars series--such great stuff! It really feels like Star Wars is back and better than I've seen it in a long time. (Not knocking the PT--I'd say The Clone Wars combines the best qualities of the PT and the OT. Great Jedi action of the PT and the wit and sharp humor of the OT, in one delicious CG package!) Well, gotta go--MTFBWY!

Chris2OneBee