I'm sure you do, but...I just had these stupid thoughts in my head. I think they're funny, and maybe this is more of something The Stooge would do, huh? (Sigh) Here goes...


I'll just remove the crummy joke from this and stick with the advertisement, which may be equally crummy....



This is a joke that is just plain silly...

You know, KFC should've been doing Episode III advertisements. Can you imagine, Mace vs. Sidious, but they fight with food instead of lightsabers? In a stunning display, Mace swings his corn-on-the cob and knocks the 'McBig' sandwich out of Sidious' hand! Finished with the corn, Mace pulls an Original Recipe KFC chicken breast out of the bucket and points it at Sidious.

"You are under a breast, my lord," he says, and, seeing Anakin arrive, Mace offers the chicken bucket to him. Anakin just kind of stares at him, just like in the movie.
"Anakin, I told you it would come to this. I was right. KFC is taking over!"
"The oppression of the burger will never return. You have lost!"
Then Anakin goes into the advertisement. "Yes, but we can all win, with a 20 piece bucket of Original Recipe for just $10.99!"
"You have great wisdom, Anakin. Now, we must leave. That offer is for a limited time!"
"Yes," Anakin says, and looking at Mace, he continues, "but his bucket will be the same as ours."
"I knew I should've bought more," Mace says. Anakin and Sidious reach into the bucket and get their chicken.

On distant Kashyyyk, Yoda senses a disturbance in the Force. "Hmm. KFC, I sense, does chicken right..."




Okay, that's all for me...I can't believe I just did that....Bye!