Here's a song that would certainly be on the Food Wars soundtrack. I was watching Casino Royale for the third time, and it just occurred to me to parody the theme song, "You Know My Name".

And then lyrics started popping into my head, and so...I wrote it up this morning. I think the KFC Empire would use this as an advertisement on the radio, you know, or whatever's the equivalent to it in the galaxy. Enjoy...



Chicken's My Name
By
Chris 2-1B

If you have chicken fries
Do you know what you eat?
Is it armadillo meat?
When you must decide
Why not choose KFC?
We've got quality

Yes, our chicken's fried
Our Recipe
Is the most Original
You'll ever see--
Done correctly

Harm yourself
With a turkey melt
And some gravy
Beans that are navy
But they're not so tasty
Have some fries on the side
If that's on your menu
'Cause your stomach can't handle
What they're willing to fry

Superior
To beef and steak
Chicken's my name

Is your steak alive?
I still see some red
Wasn't 'well done' what you said?
But our chicken's right
You don't have to ask
About the fish that we are fileting

I've seen steak knives
Cut through rotten steak
You might have liked it more
With Shake 'N Bake
This food is fake

Harm yourself
With a turkey melt
And some gravy
Beans that are navy
But they're not so tasty
Have some fries on the side
If that's on your menu
'Cause your stomach can't handle
What they're willing to fry

Superior
To beef and steak
Chicken's my name

They try so hard
To compete with me
All other food is flawed
Compared to KFC
Kentucky Fried
That's the name of our store
Are our Snackers high?
They're just $1.04

Harm yourself
With a turkey melt
And some gravy
Beans that are navy
But they're not so tasty
Have some fries on the side
If that's on your menu
'Cause your stomach can't handle
What they're willing to fry

Superior
To beef and steak
Chicken's my name
Chicken's my name
Chicken's my name
Chicken's my name
Chicken's my name!!!