"Lock the door, Artoo. It's an Arby's. No one will ever bother to come in here, much less look for us here."
"Got that right," Artoo said. "Did you really eat at Arby's? That is funny. Is joke, yes? Is joke!"
The door closed and they posed as cardboard standups. The KFC Team members walked up to the door, knocked on it a couple of times. "The door is locked. Move on to the next one." One of them stood around, not paying attention, white earphones in his ears. "Hey! You!"
The KFC Team member was singing the song on his iPod. "Come on, keep me wheere the fries is!! OOOOHH!! Come on, keep me where the fries is!! OOOOH!! Come on, keep me where the, keep me where the fries is!!"
"HEY! Cut that iPod off right now! We have to continue the search!"
"What?" The KFC Team member takes an earphone out. "Oh, come on, man! I'm listening to John Vader's latest, Conmenuum."
The cole slaw blaster rifle pointed at the young Team member's face made him decide against listening to the blues star and put the earphones away. "Let's move on to the next one! We MUST find that Recipe!"
Artoo and Threepio finally moved once they saw the coast was clear. "I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault."
"Shut the fudge up, mother fudger!"
"You watch your language!"
"Oh, that is bad? On Coruscant, I understand is good word for you!"
"Well I don't like it! And if the censors won't even allow us to say f-a-r-t, what makes you think 'fudge' is acceptable?"

"Alright, give it to me, I'll take it," Luke said. "Look at this. Ever since KFC started home deliveries on Tatooine, speeders just aren't in demand anymore!"
"It'll be enough," Obi-Wan said. "And if not, we may have to rob somebody, unfortunately. You do have a ski mask, Luke?"
"What?"
"What?"
"What?"
"Oh, I get it. Plausible deniability. 'I didn't know it was going to happen'. Alright. Well, don't worry, it won't come to armed robbery. Besides, people around here aren't much threatened by a McBig sandwich anymore, not since the KFC Empire set up shop."

A wipe and a dissolve later...

"Thankfully, that Special Edition scene was deleted for this release," Obi-Wan said.
"Really? I thought it was a pretty good scene, just to have Jabba in the movie."
"True. But it means for a moment longer, people aren't thinking about or looking at me on screen. That having been said, I'm glad that scene was deleted. Anyway, if the fish & chips are as fast as Han's boasting, we ought to do well."
"I wonder if their chicken & fries platters are any good."
"We'll see."
They waved at the large Cookiee over at Drive Thru 94. "Hmm," Obi-Wan said. "I just realized...did we actually agree to meet Manager Solo here?"
"You know, I think we might have forgotten to mention that. That's kind of too bad. Might be the first of many continuity errors."
"Perhaps." Obi-Wan sends a text message to me, Chris 2-1B, after which I correct the story to say DRIVE THRU 94, as cayleldar reminded me. "Ah...Drive Thru 94. Yes. Thank you, cayleldar. Yes, there's no continuity problem here."
Luke wipes sweat from his brow. "Boy, that's a relief. I thought we were going to have to fire somebody..."

They entered the docking bay, to see the YT-1300 vessel painted yellow and red, with rusting letters "MILLENNIUM CH_CKEN _ND FR_ES" hanging loosely on the ship. "What a piece of junk!"
"She'll make .5 past Original Recipe's flavor. She may not look like much of a franchise, but she's got it where it counts, kid--in the taste. But, we're a little rushed, so if you'll just get on board and order your food, we'll get outta here."
"Hello, sir," Threepio said, as he and Artoo headed into the ship.
Han just shakes his head. "I hate droids. You better make some good coffee, that'll be your only saving grace."

Meanwhile, Team KFC members head towards Drive Thru 94. "Went which way?"
"WAawa! Wew!"
"Alright men, load your cole slaw! How did we figure out where they were, anyway?"
"Good question, sir. Another continuity gap?"
"No. We're just that good--just like our chicken." The KFC Team member looks up. "Oh, look! There are also large, yellow signs that say MILLENNIUM CHICKEN & FRIES--THIS WAY! Well...perhaps we aren't that good, after all..."