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The Comatose Blog of Chris2OneBee
This is Chris2OneBee. I've been a Star Wars fan since 1997. I enjoy writing fiction, poetry and songs, aside from my love for the entire Star Wars Saga. We'll talk Star Wars, we'll talk personal stuff (hopefully less of that this time), and...of course, you might enjoy my occasional (nearly nonexistent, until I get back to it...) episodes of Food Wars--a spoof of the Star Wars Saga based on a battle between fast food establishments and the evil KFC Empire. And if I can come up with a song or two to share, I'll share it, as always. May the Force be with you all. :)
 

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Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back...With Flavor!--Deleted Scene The Mexecutor soared through space, with Executive Vice President Vader aboard. "Wait! Hold it!" Vader shouted.
Jun 09, 2008 11:08 AM
Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: The Asteroid Meals--Part 1!! The Millennium Chicken & Fries soared through space like a hungry man to a meal, Chicken Pot PIE fighters in hot pursuit. CAUTION: Chicken Pot PIEs may be hot.
Jun 06, 2008 02:49 PM
Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Escape from Hoth! "Only problem with this part is there's great music, but not much dialogue yet," Han said, as they raced through the hallways towards the Millennium Chicken & Fries.
Jun 02, 2008 03:20 PM
May 23, 2008 03:02 PM
Legacy of the Force: Revelation--one of the great ones... SPOILER ALERT....I just finished reading Legacy of the Force: Revelation just seconds ago. I'd fallen behind. But once I realized Invincible was so close, I had to finish. Again, Karen Traviss has outdone herself. I've actually thought this was better
May 15, 2008 07:37 PM
Someone just reminded me... ...of a Grievous error in Star Wars Insider. I'll gladly admit if I'm wrong, but I recall reading in the last issue that the Grand Army of the Republic had 3,000,000 troops in it. Excuse me? 3,000,000?? I'm pretty sure Lama Su said "200,000 units are
May 12, 2008 03:05 PM
Go, Clone Wars, Go! If you missed the trailer for The Clone Wars, have I got news for you--that is, unless you already heard about it, in which case it's not news at all. Go see Speed Racer, and it's quite likely you'll see the trailer there! I was pleasantly surprised to
May 11, 2008 05:18 PM
Good Grievous, it's been forever! Hiya folks. The Clone Wars trailer reminded me of how badly I needed to blog again. I've missed it so. You're the only people who actually reply to the nonsense I write. I suppose that's why I like you folks so much. :) (Especially solosmelly ;).)
May 09, 2008 03:36 PM
Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Food Battle of Hoth Part III The TASTY-ATs poured on the flavor, rendering the rebel ice cream useless. General Manager Beers, supervising the withering assault-emphasis on salt-spoke to Executive Vice President Vader via that microphone they always speak into when passing
Apr 10, 2008 03:11 PM
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