Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Bounty Hunters/Chicken Tender's Pursuit! Plus: The End of Threepio?? Aboard the Mexecutor, Executive Vice President Vader had called on the Bounty Paper Towels Guild to accomplish what the Imperial Darkmeat had clearly failed to clean up-the matter of capturing the Millennium Chicken & Fries and acquiring

Food Wars: Another Way to Fry Well, with Quantum of Solace coming out next week, I thought it appropriate to provide a Quantum of Chicken for you Food Wars fans out there with a parody of the theme song, "Another Way to Die"--which I thought was good with the

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Training/Failure at the Fridge Luke, carrying Yoda inside his Indiana Cones book bag, climbed up the giant strand of green pepper, then cut off a slice of it, adding it to his nearly complete sandwich. He swung from the green pepper down to the ground, then flipped and grabbed some

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back - "This is no tater" Somewhere deep in the Ore-Ida frozen potato field, Five-Star Destroyers bombarded the tater tots with flavor. Chicken Pot PIE-Bombers attacked the potatoes with heavy peas, hoping to shake something loose in their search for the rogue fish & chips

'You want KOTOR 3, do you? Alright, I've got your KOTOR 3. It's gonna be called TOR!!!! BWA HA HA!!' I got my Homing Beacon announcement about TOR--Star Wars: The Old Republic, and it didn't even register that this picture I was staring at had anything to do with anything at first. Then, as I read it, I realized how insulted I was. "I mean, what

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: French Fry Master Revealed The heavy rain continued to fall outside the tiny hut on Dagobah. Artoo sat near the window, stretching his treads up in an attempt to see inside. He hummed a tune he was reminded of. "I was caught in the rain, wasting my time on the

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Han's Fish & Vader/KFC Emperor "Guh! I don't know where your ship's computer learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect!" Threepio looked over at Han.

The Clone Wars - review of the first two episodes "You underestimate the power of the dark side."--Darth Vader, Return of the Jedi. Oh, yeah, like you didn't know that already...

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back--Chicken & Fries, Yoda Arrives! Aboard the Millennium Chicken & Fries

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Luke's Arrival on Dagobah/Vader on Mexecutor "Yup. That's it. Dagobah."