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The Comatose Blog of Chris2OneBee
This is Chris2OneBee. I've been a Star Wars fan since 1997. I enjoy writing fiction, poetry and songs, aside from my love for the entire Star Wars Saga. We'll talk Star Wars, we'll talk personal stuff (hopefully less of that this time), and...of course, you might enjoy my occasional (nearly nonexistent, until I get back to it...) episodes of Food Wars--a spoof of the Star Wars Saga based on a battle between fast food establishments and the evil KFC Empire. And if I can come up with a song or two to share, I'll share it, as always. May the Force be with you all. :)
 

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Food Wars: KFC Empire Strikes Back..With Flavor!--Echo Base The Recipe Alliance base was a hive of activity. Soldiers of all sorts carried barrels of various flavors of ice cream back and forth across the base, to keep up the appearance of meaningful activity, while in reality serving as mere backdrop for the
Oct 13, 2007 08:24 PM
Food Wars: KFCESB...WF!: Pieces of Meat The wampa joyfully brought his meal into the cave. He hung Luke upside down, no doubt saving the smaller of his two quarries as a midnight snack. Perhaps a Luke and cheese sandwich.....very good! Mmm mmm!!
Oct 08, 2007 10:20 AM
Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back...With Flavor! A long time ago, in a restaurant far, far away...
Oct 01, 2007 02:26 PM
Food Wars: A New Coke--Finale!! A splash of tartar sauce wiped out the Chicken Pot PIE next to Vader's Advanced bowl of delight. He whipped his head around. "What??? NO! I called in an order! I CALLED IN AN ORDER!! HE CAN'T BE HERE!"
Sep 20, 2007 02:55 PM
Food Wars: KFC Star Battle - Part VI!!!!!! "Okay, okay..." Bread Leader sniffled, "Get it together, man. Get it together. Alright...this...is it."
Sep 06, 2007 03:28 PM
Food Wars: KFC Star Battle - Part V... "Call in, Luke! Call in! You better not be takin' a break right now! We've got food to serve!"
Sep 04, 2007 10:34 AM
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Aug 29, 2007 09:59 AM
Food Wars: KFC Star Battle - II! "NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA NA! NA NA NA NA NAAAA!!" Luke (Bread Five) dodged his way past turbo 'taters, humming the tune playing on his iPod. He held it rather loosely, apparently not taking Obi-Wan's threat seriously.
Aug 28, 2007 10:16 AM
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