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The Comatose Blog of Chris2OneBee
This is Chris2OneBee. I've been a Star Wars fan since 1997. I enjoy writing fiction, poetry and songs, aside from my love for the entire Star Wars Saga. We'll talk Star Wars, we'll talk personal stuff (hopefully less of that this time), and...of course, you might enjoy my occasional (nearly nonexistent, until I get back to it...) episodes of Food Wars--a spoof of the Star Wars Saga based on a battle between fast food establishments and the evil KFC Empire. And if I can come up with a song or two to share, I'll share it, as always. May the Force be with you all. :)
 

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But Food Wars Will Live On! Han gestured at Chewie. "Get behind me! Get behind me! Nobody wants cole slaw on their Cookiee!"
May 25, 2007 10:27 AM
Coming back for seconds, eh? Another Food Wars delight! Hello everyone. No, I haven't gotten my confidence or anything, even if I really do look like Lando, as some among you assert. I'm still not nearly as tall, I suppose. So it's sort of a...Lego Star Wars II moment--Yoda's size, with Lando's head. Sort
May 09, 2007 10:30 AM
Apr 27, 2007 02:49 PM
Apr 25, 2007 09:58 AM
Food Wars--Yes, We Know... Luke puts down the drumstick and walks over to Obi-Wan. "Are you alright? What's wrong?"
Apr 21, 2007 08:41 PM
Food Wars--Escape from Tatooine/Dairy Queen on Alderaan's Destruction The KFC Team members entered Drive Thru 94. Han was just licking the last of the tartar sauce off of his fingers and reminding himself to make larger containers for it, when he looked up and saw them.
Mar 29, 2007 02:39 PM
Food Wars soundtrack--Grab & Eat I know this may seem like a sad attempt to get out of writing more episodes, but...I just can't resist a parody song when the opportunity presents itself. For those of you who are avid readers of "Food Wars", here's another one to stuff your face with
Mar 23, 2007 02:03 PM
Food Wars--Mos Friesley Escape... "Lock the door, Artoo. It's an Arby's. No one will ever bother to come in here, much less look for us here."
Mar 22, 2007 11:02 AM
Food Wars soundtrack--Chicken's My Name Here's a song that would certainly be on the Food Wars soundtrack. I was watching Casino Royale for the third time, and it just occurred to me to parody the theme song, "You Know My Name".
Mar 19, 2007 06:18 AM
Food Wars--Cantina "Clone Bugs N' Harmony will not be seen today, but in their place, we have a classic group lined up! Ladies and gentlemen, Chicken Fingerin' D'an and the Modal Nodes!"
Mar 17, 2007 11:50 PM
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