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The Comatose Blog of Chris2OneBee
This is Chris2OneBee. I've been a Star Wars fan since 1997. I enjoy writing fiction, poetry and songs, aside from my love for the entire Star Wars Saga. We'll talk Star Wars, we'll talk personal stuff (hopefully less of that this time), and...of course, you might enjoy my occasional (nearly nonexistent, until I get back to it...) episodes of Food Wars--a spoof of the Star Wars Saga based on a battle between fast food establishments and the evil KFC Empire. And if I can come up with a song or two to share, I'll share it, as always. May the Force be with you all. :)
 

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Food Wars--Streets of Mos Friesley They sped along in the landspeeder until they saw a sign that said "Food-KFC Only, Of Course, Ha Ha" alongside the road. Then they stopped and got out to look at the scenery from afar.
Mar 15, 2007 02:02 PM
Food Wars--The KFC Star/Arrival At Starbucks Meanwhile, aboard the KFC Star...
Mar 14, 2007 10:15 AM
Food Wars - Leia's message "Manager Kenobi.
Mar 12, 2007 10:39 AM
Food Wars...Obi-Wan's house c'td... Luke drifts off into a vision of his fast food future...
Mar 07, 2007 10:38 AM
Food Wars Continue..... They enter Obi-Wan Kenobi's hut, as the HoloNet is still playing. "Oh, dear--I forgot to put in a holodisk to record the show! Blast!"
Feb 27, 2007 10:53 AM
Finally, Ben Kenobi... Been busy for awhile, sorry about that. I'll see what I can write in what's left of the lunch break. The fateful meeting, which will set the course of the greatest food fight ever recorded in the history of the galaxy, is now to begin...
Feb 15, 2007 10:39 AM
Meanwhile, at the Mos Eisley Cantina, A Villain Is Born... Dr. Evazan pours the Coke in front of Tod and his friends.
Feb 09, 2007 02:52 PM
Attack of the Sandwich People "I'm getting traces of ice cream on my scanner, dead ahead. That might be our little Artoo unit! Hit the accelerator!"
Feb 08, 2007 07:25 PM
The Homestead/Prelude to Attack of the Sandwich People... "You know I think that Artoo unit we bought might've had frozen ice cream in it."
Feb 07, 2007 03:27 PM
At the Lars' Homestead... "Thank the Colonel! This KFC Fish Snacker is going to taste sooo good! I've got such a bad case of Arby's contamination I can barely move!" Threepio bites into the Snacker sandwich. "This is quite good, indeed. It seems KFC can do fish right as they
Feb 02, 2007 10:43 AM
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