The sand-wich planet, Tatooine, continued... Owen Lars looks at the various blues CDs and cookies being offered. "No, not that one. Why do you sell us this stuff, anyway? You know we've got an iPod! Oh, wait...no, we don't. (Sigh) I'll get that new Norah Clones CD, then..."

Meanwhile, down on the sand-wich planet Tatooine... "How did we get into this mesh? I really don't know how."

Prelude to Food Wars... A long time ago, in a fast food industry far, far away...

Epilogue--Mind if I say something ridiculous? If you were wondering what happened after the climactic food fight at McDonalds' on Mustafar...here goes my attempt at describing it...

Part III--Either the Return or Revenge of saying something ridiculous...do you mind? And now, the startling finale--I guess...of the clash between fast food chains, and the tragic battle of two friends who really want the same things--good food served quickly...

Part II--Mind if I say something ridiculous...again? This is utterly insane, but here's my crack at a sequel to my previous little joke, about a certain fast food war going on, and a certain great Jedi who seeks chicken done right for the galaxy...I took some liberties with the story, so maybe it won't make

Food Wars Beginnings: Mind if I say something ridiculous? I'm sure you do, but...I just had these stupid thoughts in my head. I think they're funny, and maybe this is more of something The Stooge would do, huh? (Sigh) Here goes...

Give It To Me (Vader Edit) The Black Armor is back! And better than ever! Or is that possible? Come on!

People of Color in the Star Wars Saga As a person of color myself (vaguely resembling Lando, maybe), I take note of the people of color in the Star Wars saga. I think it's appropriate to consider it because of stupid criticisms and accusations of racism, perhaps due to the Jar Jar Binks