The Comatose Blog of Chris2OneBee

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back...With Flavor!--Deleted Scene

Chris2OneBee — Jun 09, 2008 11:08 AM

The Mexecutor soared through space, with Executive Vice President Vader aboard. "Wait! Hold it!" Vader shouted.

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: The Asteroid Meals--Part 1!!

Chris2OneBee — Jun 06, 2008 02:49 PM

The Millennium Chicken & Fries soared through space like a hungry man to a meal, Chicken Pot PIE fighters in hot pursuit. CAUTION: Chicken Pot PIEs may be hot.

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Escape from Hoth!

Chris2OneBee — Jun 02, 2008 03:20 PM

"Only problem with this part is there's great music, but not much dialogue yet," Han said, as they raced through the hallways towards the Millennium Chicken & Fries.

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back--Special Guest: Indiana Cones! (Food Battle of Hoth Part IV)

Chris2OneBee — May 23, 2008 03:02 PM

"Begin re-treat! Tall snacks!"

Legacy of the Force: Revelation--one of the great ones...

Chris2OneBee — May 15, 2008 07:37 PM

SPOILER ALERT....I just finished reading Legacy of the Force: Revelation just seconds ago. I'd fallen behind. But once I realized Invincible was so close, I had to finish. Again, Karen Traviss has outdone herself. I've actually thought this was better

Someone just reminded me...

Chris2OneBee — May 12, 2008 03:05 PM

...of a Grievous error in Star Wars Insider. I'll gladly admit if I'm wrong, but I recall reading in the last issue that the Grand Army of the Republic had 3,000,000 troops in it. Excuse me? 3,000,000?? I'm pretty sure Lama Su said "200,000 units are

Go, Clone Wars, Go!

Chris2OneBee — May 11, 2008 05:18 PM

If you missed the trailer for The Clone Wars, have I got news for you--that is, unless you already heard about it, in which case it's not news at all. Go see Speed Racer, and it's quite likely you'll see the trailer there! I was pleasantly surprised to

Good Grievous, it's been forever!

Chris2OneBee — May 09, 2008 03:36 PM

Hiya folks. The Clone Wars trailer reminded me of how badly I needed to blog again. I've missed it so. You're the only people who actually reply to the nonsense I write. I suppose that's why I like you folks so much. (Especially solosmelly .)

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Food Battle of Hoth Part III

Chris2OneBee — Apr 10, 2008 03:11 PM

The TASTY-ATs poured on the flavor, rendering the rebel ice cream useless. General Manager Beers, supervising the withering assault-emphasis on salt-spoke to Executive Vice President Vader via that microphone they always speak into when passing

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: The Food Battle of Hoth II

Chris2OneBee — Mar 03, 2008 11:17 AM

"Coke Three!"

The Other Bo-Leia Girl

Chris2OneBee — Feb 29, 2008 02:50 PM

...Surely you saw that one coming a mile away, right? That would be Padme Amidala, ah...so lovely. But, while I'm definitely thinking of checking out a certain movie involving said Senator/Mom of the Rebellion's Heroes/Heroine Herself/Awesome

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back--The Food Battle of Hoth Part I

Chris2OneBee — Feb 27, 2008 10:55 AM

"Dun-nun! Dun-dun-dun!"

Indiana Jones. James Bond. Who. Would. Win.

Chris2OneBee — Feb 25, 2008 10:15 AM

Actually this blog isn't about that. We all know Indiana Jones would win, even a younger version of him--"Daredevils of the Desert" proved that when he single-handedly beat the guy who later became James Bond, Daniel Craig.

My thoughts on Darth Bane: Path of Destruction--I'm a little late....

Chris2OneBee — Dec 24, 2007 10:14 PM

I just finished reading Darth Bane: Path of Destruction today. Well, yesterday, actually, since it's past midnight where I am. It was a great read. I was sort of fascinated with this tale where it felt like everyone was evil, yet I could somehow

Gotta go personal again....

Chris2OneBee — Dec 21, 2007 09:16 PM

Good evening...oh, wait, nobody lives in my time zone who's on here anyway.... Forget I said that. Well, I must comment on some non-Star Wars related matters, and hopefully it won't lead to me deleting this entry from frustration....here goes.

The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Preparation for Food Battle!

Chris2OneBee — Dec 15, 2007 04:58 PM

"As soon as this ice cream is packed up in the portable freezers, Lunch Control will give clearance for immediate snackoff."

"Goood. I can feel your anger..."

Chris2OneBee — Dec 10, 2007 03:08 PM

I was watching Return of the Jedi yet again yesterday, and I found that I felt something I'd never felt in all my years of watching it: I actually hated Darth Vader. I actually wanted Luke to kill him, or at least to make him suffer.

The KFC Empire Strikes Back--Aboard the Mexecutor, Continued!!

Chris2OneBee — Nov 28, 2007 03:14 PM

Aboard the Mexecutor, Darth Vader overhears a conversation between his subordinates.

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back...With Flavor!: Vader Is Here To Take Your Order Seriously

Chris2OneBee — Nov 21, 2007 10:18 AM

The KFC Imperial Darkmeat flew in a meatier formation. The crowning jewel of the meat, the Mexecutor, was the center of that formation. A Mexican pizza of nearly 200 kilometers or something really big, serviced and guarded by scores of Chicken

KFCESB - soon, very soon...

Chris2OneBee — Nov 20, 2007 11:14 AM

I know it's been 8 days since the last episode of The KFC Empire Strikes Back...With Flavor! But this is just a small posting to say I'll try my best to write the next part tonight.