The Living and Breathing Blog of Chris2OneBee

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Bounty Hunters/Chicken Tender's Pursuit! Plus: The End of Threepio??

Chris2OneBee — Nov 12, 2008 01:57 PM

Aboard the Mexecutor, Executive Vice President Vader had called on the Bounty Paper Towels Guild to accomplish what the Imperial Darkmeat had clearly failed to clean up-the matter of capturing the Millennium Chicken & Fries and acquiring

Food Wars: Another Way to Fry

Chris2OneBee — Nov 07, 2008 01:24 PM

Well, with Quantum of Solace coming out next week, I thought it appropriate to provide a Quantum of Chicken for you Food Wars fans out there with a parody of the theme song, "Another Way to Die"--which I thought was good with the

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Training/Failure at the Fridge

Chris2OneBee — Nov 04, 2008 12:27 PM

Luke, carrying Yoda inside his Indiana Cones book bag, climbed up the giant strand of green pepper, then cut off a slice of it, adding it to his nearly complete sandwich. He swung from the green pepper down to the ground, then flipped and grabbed some

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back - "This is no tater"

Chris2OneBee — Oct 27, 2008 09:04 AM

Somewhere deep in the Ore-Ida frozen potato field, Five-Star Destroyers bombarded the tater tots with flavor. Chicken Pot PIE-Bombers attacked the potatoes with heavy peas, hoping to shake something loose in their search for the rogue fish & chips

'You want KOTOR 3, do you? Alright, I've got your KOTOR 3. It's gonna be called TOR!!!! BWA HA HA!!'

Chris2OneBee — Oct 24, 2008 09:50 AM

I got my Homing Beacon announcement about TOR--Star Wars: The Old Republic, and it didn't even register that this picture I was staring at had anything to do with anything at first. Then, as I read it, I realized how insulted I was. "I mean, what

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: French Fry Master Revealed

Chris2OneBee — Oct 20, 2008 08:47 AM

The heavy rain continued to fall outside the tiny hut on Dagobah. Artoo sat near the window, stretching his treads up in an attempt to see inside. He hummed a tune he was reminded of. "I was caught in the rain, wasting my time on the

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Han's Fish & Vader/KFC Emperor

Chris2OneBee — Oct 13, 2008 10:33 AM

"Guh! I don't know where your ship's computer learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect!" Threepio looked over at Han.

The Clone Wars - review of the first two episodes

Chris2OneBee — Oct 06, 2008 02:12 PM

"You underestimate the power of the dark side."--Darth Vader, Return of the Jedi. Oh, yeah, like you didn't know that already...

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back--Chicken & Fries, Yoda Arrives!

Chris2OneBee — Oct 06, 2008 10:43 AM

Aboard the Millennium Chicken & Fries

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Luke's Arrival on Dagobah/Vader on Mexecutor

Chris2OneBee — Sep 30, 2008 09:11 AM

"Yup. That's it. Dagobah."

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back--The Asteroid Meals--Part 2!

Chris2OneBee — Sep 25, 2008 11:17 AM

Been gone a long time...again...but hopefully getting your faces stuffed with this episode of Food Wars will ease your hunger pains...Enjoy!

Star Wars: The Clone Wars: A late review

Chris2OneBee — Aug 21, 2008 02:53 PM

Bloggers and bloggees alike, how are you? It's Chris2OneBee, and I'm tired, but otherwise cool. Time to review Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

Been gone so long....

Chris2OneBee — Jul 25, 2008 03:13 PM

What is this place? A blog? It sure doesn't look like one...it's been in a coma the last month and a half. Hence the name. Where's Food Wars? Where are the random movie reviews? Where is the incessant whining about some girl who obviously doesn't

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back...With Flavor!--Deleted Scene

Chris2OneBee — Jun 09, 2008 11:08 AM

The Mexecutor soared through space, with Executive Vice President Vader aboard. "Wait! Hold it!" Vader shouted.

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: The Asteroid Meals--Part 1!!

Chris2OneBee — Jun 06, 2008 02:49 PM

The Millennium Chicken & Fries soared through space like a hungry man to a meal, Chicken Pot PIE fighters in hot pursuit. CAUTION: Chicken Pot PIEs may be hot.

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Escape from Hoth!

Chris2OneBee — Jun 02, 2008 03:20 PM

"Only problem with this part is there's great music, but not much dialogue yet," Han said, as they raced through the hallways towards the Millennium Chicken & Fries.

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back--Special Guest: Indiana Cones! (Food Battle of Hoth Part IV)

Chris2OneBee — May 23, 2008 03:02 PM

"Begin re-treat! Tall snacks!"

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: Food Battle of Hoth Part III

Chris2OneBee — Apr 10, 2008 03:11 PM

The TASTY-ATs poured on the flavor, rendering the rebel ice cream useless. General Manager Beers, supervising the withering assault-emphasis on salt-spoke to Executive Vice President Vader via that microphone they always speak into when passing

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back: The Food Battle of Hoth II

Chris2OneBee — Mar 03, 2008 11:17 AM

"Coke Three!"

Food Wars: The KFC Empire Strikes Back--The Food Battle of Hoth Part I

Chris2OneBee — Feb 27, 2008 10:55 AM

"Dun-nun! Dun-dun-dun!"