The Peace Loving Scout Troopers


Ok....Endor, we see Three scout troopers (Whom I believe are the imperial equal to park rangers) tending planets in the woods. A evil Corellian and Wookie sneak up on them, the corellian even steps on and breaks a rare Trunga Root ( See list of Endangered Imperial planets ) . Now, do these peace loving Eco Troopers start blasting away at everything in site, no, they try to defend them selves, one even bravely sacrificing himself as he shouts "Go for Help!!" I ask you, are we to believe these are the automatons of evil

Lets look at this, they sneak up on a Rebel Princess, who I might add is on the planet illegally, having not presented here past port and using false credentials to land, do they Blast her....NO. "Freeze" they shout as they make their intention to take her "Back to base" clear, only to be brutally assaulted by her and her furry companion. They could have easily fired at the Ewok who stole the speeder bike at the back entrance, do they, no! they attempt to apprehend him, to help rehabilitate this larcenous hoodlum and make him a productive member of society.

Let us cast off these propaganda tinted glasses and view these fellows for what they really are....Imperial Lorax's, speaking for the tree's, for the tree's have no tongues.