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The Clockwork Jalopy
date posted: May 19, 2005 5:56 PM  |  updated: May 19, 2005 6:20 PM
Things I Wonder about
Ok...Im a Star Wars Geek, I proudly proclaim it to all who ask, At least im not a golfer.
As a SWG (A term I have just made up....I think) I have often wonder about a few things...

1. Where the Heck did the Ewoks get the dress for Leia?? And here she is on the vital important mission and she decides..."Hey since Im here why don't I kick back, do my hair and have some BBQ with the lil Guys" whats with that??
2. Wicket...our favorite Ewok...has a conniption when Leia takes her helmet off, HE IS WEARING A HAT!!! Is the concept of head gear that hard to grasp!!!
3. Scene: Tarkin glancing thoughtfully at the beautiful planet of Alderan through a big window...Cut to a officer entering "Sir we have entered the Alderan system"..Um...DUH!!, is the Death Star that big that it took somebody that long to tell him or is Alderan a really small system??
4. Look I love this scene but... The officer says something to the effect of "There was someone in the pod, tracks lead off in that direction" then a trooper pops up and says "Look sir, Droids". Now lets look at this....C3PO waddles, R2d2 rolls on three legs...What the hell else could it have been!!! A guy in tight pants and a midget on a ATV????
5. Jawa Ambush, OK we either believe that Jawa's travel the wastes of Tantooine setting up ambushes for droids on the 1 and 1 zillion chance that a droid rolls into their trap or we have to face facts... 3PO fink R2D2 out!!!!