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The Clockwork Jalopy
date posted: Jun 24, 2005 5:00 AM
The Mysteries of the Space Slug....
There are our heroes ( Well most of them at least ) Escaping the evil clutches of the Empire. Han decides to fly into a Asteroid field, he out foxes and out flies his pursuers and hides the Falcon in a giant cave... And this has set me to wondering.


· What does a giant space slug eat?, does it just sit there forever waiting for the off chance that a ship lands in its belly? Does it eat Mynocks ( And where did they come from) does it eat asteroids?
· Where did said slug come from? Was it mindlessly floating through space till one day it stumbled on a really cool rock to call home?
· If the Space Slug was a flower....what type of flower would it be?
· I wonder fly it has teeth and apparently no internal origins?
· If it eats ships, how would something like that evolve?

Right about this time my brain shuts down and goes on a long coffee break, it contemplates going on strike in order to protest, what it considers, a poor utilization of resources, however these are important questions.

Ok... OK.. they really aren't important at all, but they are questions.