Lol, me and Shadowball2021 were talking on AIM and we came up with all these SW lines, turning them into Jar Jar speak . Hehe, we thought it might amuse some of you so I decided to post it.

commander jarjar:"yousa drop thisa"

obi-wan:"o, thank you commander jar jar...."

"are yousa threatening mesa, master jedies?!"

"hahahaha, run stormtroops, run.....ur only delaying the *enabitale....."

"Youse will die"

"The oppression of the sithsa will never returnsa"

"alwaysa a pleasure to meetsa a jedi"

" Together wesa shall discover that power"

"are yousa threatening mesa, master jedies?!"

"yousa will besa expelled from thesa jedi ordersa!!!!"

"hmmmm, meditatesa on thisa i willsa...."

"thisa party is oversa!"

"the abilitysa to speaksa does notsa make yousa intelligent."

"hellosa there...."

"Isa have a bad feeling about thisa."

"yousa was thesa chosen onesa!!!!"

"double the pridesa, twicesa the fall!"

" Whosa scruffy lookingsa?"

"Hands upsa jedies"

"Jedisa scum!!!"

" how rudesa!"

" Isa hate itsa when hesa does thatsa"

"whatsa thy biddingsa my mastersa...."

"TK-421.....whysa you notsa at yoursa post?"

"Yousa came insa that? Yousa braver thensa mesa thought!"

Luke Jar Jar - "mesa not afraidsa!" .

Yoda Jar Jar - " yousa will be.....yousa will be!"


Darth Jar Jar:" luke....Isa your fathersa!!!!"

Luke Jar Jar :"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOSSSSSAAAAA!!!!!"

Darth Sidious Jar Jar : "now yousa die jedisa!"

....(zapps Luke Jar Jar as Darth Jar Jar watches)

Darth Jar Jar:"Join mesa and wesa can rule the galaxysa as fathersa and sonsa!!!"

"Droidsa don't pullsa arms offsa when theysa lose.....wookiesa do!!!"

"R2-D2sa, let thesa wookie winsa!"

"I'm notsa the Jedisa I should besa.....I wantsa more powersa but I shouldn'tsa...."

"Anakin, yousa are breakingsa my heartsa!!"

"It's oversa Anakin, Isa have thesa highsa ground!"

Vader Jar Jar -"Ifsa your notsa with mesa, then yousa are against mesa"

Obi-Wan Jar Jar "Isa will dosa what Isa musta !"

Vader Jar Jar - "Yousa will trysa!!!!"

"Isa will goesa....good relationshipsa Isa have with thesa wookies!"

"If yousa so powerfulsa.....why leavesa?"

"In asa galaxy farsa farsa away....."

"Obi-jar kenobi, helpsa us....you'resa our onlysa hope!"

" Hesa is the chosen onesa, you mustsa see it."

" Opensa the blast doorsa, open thesa blast doorsa!"

" I'msa not asa commiteesa!"

Obi-Jar - " Whysa do Isa get the feelingsa you're goingsa to be thesa death of mesa?"

Anakin Jar Jar -"Don'tsa say thatsa master.....yoursa like a fathersa to mesa."

" Hessa no goodsa to me deadsa!"

"Thesesa are notsa the droidsa you aresa looking forsa..."

" Isa find yoursa lack ofsa faith disturbingsa..."

"Who'ssa the more foolishsa, the foolsa or the foolsa that follows himsa?"

" Thesa Force issa strong withsa this onesa!"

" Thissa is weresa the fun begins!"

" Laughsa it upsa fuzzballsa!!!"

" Yousa could usesa a good kissa!"

" Govenor Tarkinsa. Isa should have expectedsa to find yousa holding Vader's leashsa. I recognizedsa your foul stenchsa when Isa was brought on boardsa."

" Isa see thatsa yousa are becoming thesa greatest of all jedisa..."

" Hokey religionsa and ancient weaponsa are no matchsa for a goodsa blaster at your sidesa..."

"Impressive....mostsa impressive."

" Feel, don'tsa think. Usesa your instinctsa."

"Nothing to seesa here.....Jedisa business."

" Isa see you havesa constructed a newsa lightsaber..."

" I'vesa been waiting a long timesa for this, my little greensa friendsa!!!"

The circlesa is now completesa, when I left yousa I was but the learnersa, now I AMSA the master!"

"Thissa will be a daysa long remeberedsa, it has seen the end of Kenobisa and it will also seesa the end of the rebelionsa..."

" Mos Eisleysa spaceport, yousa will never findsa a more wretched hive of scum and villainysa...wesa must be causioussa."

" Whysa yousa stuck-up, half-wittedsa, scruffy looking....Nerf-Herdersa!"

" Obi-Wan hassa taught yousa well..."

" Neversa tell mesa the oddsa!!!"

" Wheresa did yousa dig-up thatsa old fossilsa?

" Alwaysa on the movesa..."

" Isa have brought peacesa, justicesa, securitysa and freedomsa to mysa new empiresa..."

" Many of thesa truths wesa cling to depend on oursa point of viewsa."

"But Isa was going to gosa to Tosche Station to pick upsa some power converterssa..."

" Oncesa more the Sithsa will rule thesa galaxy! And thensa wesa shall have...peacesa..."

"Indeed, yousa are as powerfulsa as the emperorsa has forseensa..."

" Sizesa matters notsa!"

" Sorrysa about thesa mess..."

" If yousa strike mesa down, Isa will becomesa more powerful than yousa can possiblysa imagine!"

" Thissa is thesa end for yousa, mysa master..."

"Try notsa. Dosa or dosa not....there issa no trysa."

" Yousa are part ofsa a rebel alliancesa and a traitor, takesa her awaysa!"

Sosa uncivilized..."

" Yousa must firstsa unlearn allsa that yousa have learned."

" Thesa darkside of thesa force is a pathwaysa to many abilitiesa some considered to be unnaturalsa."

" Henceforthsa, yousa shall be knownsa as...Darth....Vadersa..."

" Will somebodysa get thissa walking carpetsa out of my waysa!"

" Yousa must learn the waysa of the force, if you'resa to come with mesa to Alderaan."

" Yoursa powers aresa weak, old mansa..."

" Thissa weapon issa your lifesa!"



Lol, thats all for now, if wesa come up with anymoresa I'll edit it in.

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