
I've always wondered about this. Why does the Fat guy always get killed in Star Wars? I can think of 3 off hand
1. Porkins-He is blown out of the sky above the Death Star I in Episode IV. Plus doesn't his name remind you of Pork which comes from a Pig and arn't Pigs Fat?
2. Unknown Naboo Pilot-He is in the movie for literally a secound and for that secound he is incinerated by a Trade Federation turret aboard the Core Ship during Episode I.
3. Jabba the Hut- Definatly the fattest thing in the galaxy. He's strangled by Leia before he is blown up by the Rebal Heros.
Let this be a momorial for all the brave fat things in the galaxy who have risked never eating a galatic twinkie again in order to make a stand againt oppression.