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Commander Crazyfoot
by: crazyfoot
date posted: Dec 06, 2005 12:54 PM  | 
updated: Dec 07, 2005 3:20 PM
FAT People in the Star Wars Universe
I've always wondered about this. Why does the Fat guy always get killed in Star Wars? I can think of 3 off hand

1. Porkins-He is blown out of the sky above the Death Star I in Episode IV. Plus doesn't his name remind you of Pork which comes from a Pig and arn't Pigs Fat?

2. Unknown Naboo Pilot-He is in the movie for literally a secound and for that secound he is incinerated by a Trade Federation turret aboard the Core Ship during Episode I.

3. Jabba the Hut- Definatly the fattest thing in the galaxy. He's strangled by Leia before he is blown up by the Rebal Heros.

Let this be a momorial for all the brave fat things in the galaxy who have risked never eating a galatic twinkie again in order to make a stand againt oppression. :_|