Though it's not like people don't already know what I'm talking about.

I know what species Yoda is. Yoda is a Mogwai.

Check it out and don't even try to deny it.

Gizmo is a juvenile of the same species as Yoda. I have already concluded that E.T. takes place in the same universe as Star Wars, so why can't Gremlins?

Incidentally, I have decided that the plural of "Yoda" is "Yodae."

I want to see a planet of Yodae. I want to see millions of little green (and why not blue, or grey, or brown?) guys hanging from trees by their clawed toes.

I know it will never happen, but I can dream.